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I own a 360, Wii, "Special" Xbox, a hardcore PC I built, and the software company I work for has a GoldenTee Machine and Electronic Dartboard in the break room. I am not sure if I am hardcore but I check Dtoid about 10 times a day and post while I am talking on the phone with customers because I need t be doing more than 1 thing at a time or I will go crazy. I don�t really hit any other game sites but I do check out Digg, The Onion and CollegeHumor at least once a day to see what they have going on, man I love those sites. I mostly play FPS's because there is always someone that is better than you and it gives you something to stride for, as opposed to platforms that just drive me crazy where you have to not get lost, pick up a key, jump on an impossible ledge and figure out how to unlock a door or something, man I really hate those games. I mostly like online multiplayer because of a constant need to measure myself against other, also AI is no match for a 15 year old. Anyways, I am a huge sports fan and play on 3 different softball teams, anyways I am hearing myself in my head and I am sounding like a douche with all this so I am stopping. I would give this description 4 out of 5 meh's

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Dtoid Hall of Fame...we can has?
CarlostheJackal \| 8:55 AM on 02.22.2008	11 comments

This post is to request that we set up some sort of Dtoid Hall of Fame for quotes. Not only to educate the n00bs to the site but to shine a light on the most Epic of comments. Granted most of the comments will be from the Workmeng but I think this Hall of Fame should also include user comments as well. I put forth the first nomination for the Dtoid Hall of Heroes if you will a line Jim Sterling had in a from page article today about Portal 2. The epic ness of this line makes me proud that the American people were once members of the great British Empire and I submit to you "God Save the Queen, and if she is unsaveable then at least save Jim Sterling"

Nomination #1

Now, as the collective semen of a thousand excited gamers launches through the air like a liquid volley of silken arrows, I must remind you that any idiot could have seen this coming a mile away

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9 comments | showing # 1 to 9

Butmac

I nominate Ron Workman as the sole member of the Destructoid Hall of Fame.

I also motion that we now close the Destructoid Hall of Fame to future inductions.

Snaileb

Pretty funny. Glad you're still around Carlos.

CarlostheJackal

The nomination committee (who ever they may be) shall take this under advisement Butmac. But I submit to you that giving Ron Workmeng a Hall of Fame nomination is like giving Mother Teresa the Mom of the year award. Everyone knows she is good so the nomination is wasted on her. The same goes for Workmeng, a living legend needs no recognition, and it is the other standouts that need it.

CarlostheJackal

Glad you are still around too Snaileb, protecting and serving this great Dtoid Nation.

Butmac

Which is why he shall remain sole member never to have anyone join him to confirm is epicpantsness.

Cheeburga

I don't agree with this feature.
Expect the bitching of users for the more popular users only being inducted.
Like Snaileb, and Butmac.
:]

CarlostheJackal

What are you talking about Cheeburga? I would attest that you are in the same category those 2 are in. I seem to recall your name being in multiple epic credits in the past.

wardrox

You need the IRC QuoteBot.

vexed alex

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