Tidings! Time to total the tidbits that turn truthful, tittersome or terrible! Rejoice in the rollicking review, reminiscent of resulting recitations from roving writers of remarks!
Get this man a megaphone! Make sure it is pointed toward Activision HQ at sufficient volume for Bobby Kotick to hear, drowning out the sound of him humming the "Hawaii Five-O" theme as he counts his money!
HOW DARE MRANDYDIXON TALK ABOUT NATAL ON A NON-NATAL-DESIGNATED ARTICLE! I'M SO GLAD X1251 CALLED HIM OUT ON IT! I ANYTHING I'D LIKE HIM TO BE MORE OF A DICK NEXT TIME AND INSULT ANDY'S MOTHER THAT'D BE SWEET
Thanks for reading my comments round-up. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Phew! I thought I was going to get shit for putting my comments on the adventure game in, but it was Super Drybones' party; I just turned up and drank the booze.
@RP
You've earned it. Drink it in. This is your moment.
*music starts playing*
GET OFF THE STAGE!
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Attack door with leaflet.
Door opens.
Shit, I'm becoming famous.
I'd really like to thank all the little people. And God, of course. And the Devil, y'know, for keeping God in check.
@RP
You've earned it. Drink it in. This is your moment.
*music starts playing*
GET OFF THE STAGE!
That's the best one of his I could read before I gave up on reading any more.
ie the first one.
Whatever happened to the wizards? :(