Greetings! Following my first foray into featuring frank follow-up formations, I have succeded in selecting a second salacious summary of soundbites, coupling my cornucopia of collective comments with categories concerning the candid, the comic and the calamitous.

Enjoy!





From Review: Deadly Premonition




Wedge points out a new stage in man's evolution. Eat it, Darwin!




From Breakdancers: No match for Project Natal




NEWS: Giant PS3 Fanboys are among those that hate Natal. COMING UP: The Atlantic Ocean: Is it wet?




From Some Trophies missing after ApocalyPS3



Jim Sterling's press conference in which he admits to relations with his PS3 / insists on standing by his wife to follow...?






From Leave Jim Sterling Alone



"There's a new character on Wisteria Lane...and the ladies' front yards...aren't going to be the same again."




From Bobby Kotick says he isn't a dick




THE INTERNET: MAKING DREAMS HAPPEN.




From Monthly Musins: write something about sex




Nekobonk watches Jizzney's Faptasia. Seminal discharge.




From Fear of snails, tales of specific humanitarian (offer only applies to snails)




ARGH IT BURNS!!!!






From God of War III developer: 'You haven't seen anything yet'



...no, I don't know what staying at a Holiday Inn Express has to do with GoW3 either.




From How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators




PROTIP - try to think as you type. Streaming your consciousness into a comments box a la Johnny Pnemonic can produce terrifying results.




From Forza 3 VIP content to benefit Haiti relief efforts




Proof that the internet is not just for porn - it is also for existential nihilism.


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