I would like to thank you Niero, not only for this website that keeps me company on any given lonely weekday, but also for your kindness.
I joined the website back when you got started because you were just like me. You were...
So here it is...THE winning entry!
So in the end of Niero's post, he said to think outside of the box. I decided to think with my dick IN the box.
Christmas Splicer + Wienertoid dog + my Dick in a Box = Extra win.