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Hi.

My real name is Brandon, and yes, I'm drunk.

I am a poor student living in Colorado playing the hell out of my Xbox.


Oh yea! I own a 360


As of now, I also own a NES, a N64, a PS2, and a Gamecube.


I believe that the greatest system made so far has to be the PS2 but feel free to bitch about that.

A few of my favorite games are:

Bioshock
The Legend of Zelda
Final Fantasy X
Gears of War
Halo

I love almost every genre known to man.


"If you are reading this than this is for you. Every word you read of this useless print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of something better to do with these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything your supposed to read? Do you think everything your supposed to think? Buy what your told you want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove your alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned........"
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If I wasn't a gamer: Badger, Badger
Captain Morgan | 12:07 AM on 10.13.2008 8 comments


If I wasn't a gamer...

SNAAAKE!

...I would watch that all day long and forget about life.
Thankfully, I play games to do that.



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pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:57
pendelton21
Me too.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:11
mix
Mushroom, mushroom!
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:54
jediyoshi
Gooallllllll
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 06:25
deletemyaccount
Dude, this is at least 8 years old.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 06:27
RonBurgandy2010
That hurt my mind.
Captain Morgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 08:35
Captain Morgan
@giraffywaffy:

I know, but I saw it again recently and it blew my mind.
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