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Playing With Yourself in Public is a Great Way to Kill Time
Capn Birdseye | 9:57 PM on 08.01.2007 10 comments


The cost of fixing a cracked engine block these days is a bitch.

It's so bad, in fact, I have taken to getting lifts in with my girlfriend to get to work.

The main problem is, women being women (sorry to all the ladies who happen to be reading this!), it takes them that LITTLE bit longer for them to get ready to leave work.

Coupled with the extra travel time it takes to get to my work from hers, I spend the better part of an hour trying to form swear words from the number plates of passing cars.

This had continued for quite some time before the hamster wheel I call a brain piped up with, "What about that Game Boy Advance SP you have collecting dust in your cupboard?"

Now, I have never been much of a handheld gamer. The only handheld I have ever owned was the first black and white gameboy when I was 9 years old. Any situation most people would use a handheld, I have always had my mp3 player or equivalent belting out ragga/drum and bass mixsets. It provides entertainment while still allowing you to navigate life's little pitfalls, like speeding motorists and old people.

Anyway, when a friend of mine bought a DS phat about the time of release, he palmed his Game Boy Advance off on me. From that exact point, it has been collecting dust under a box of old junk I promised to sort through and throw out "one of these days".

I figured it was time to dust it off and use it to fill that little void in my life in between finishing work and going home.

I have since discovered Metroid Fusion. Its quite an entertaining little game, a bit of old school platform shooter action coupled with a passable storyline and enough variation in theme to stop you getting bored.



Metroid Fusion - Better than forming swear words out of numberplates?

While I am enjoying my time with Metroid Fusion, it is fast drawing to a close. A friend of mine is trying to find his copy of Golden Sun, and I still have Aria of Sorrow, but that's it.

In light of this quasi-retro renaissance of gaming I am currently going through, does anyone have any recommendations for some Game Boy Advance games I should be keeping an eye out for?



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topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 22:06
topgeargorilla
i have a freiend who masturbated to stay awake during one drive.
oh course, i thought that once he finished, he'd fall right asleep.

what a dumb ass.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 22:09
Capn Birdseye
WHILE he was driving? How do you beat off while driving?? lol

I mean, you need two hands to change gears and steer, and even if you drive auto, you think you would have to pay attention to stuff on the road instead of fantasising about jessica alba or whatever.

Unless he had a car fetish or something? ;)
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 22:12
topgeargorilla
i dunno, he's a douchy debate kid. they do things weird. maybe he put his butt on the gear shift and pleasured himself that way. I don't wanna ask or anything.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 22:38
Edarios
perhaps he uses his hard on + knees to steer?that can be stimulating maybe
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 22:51
Arugala9
Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, there is a couple mario ports, Final Fantasy remakes, pokemon, all good choices.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 23:03
free touch
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Pokemon (any of them, they are about the same, but still awesome)
Mario Kart
Megaman Zero
Megaman.EXE
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 23:36
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Gyakuten Saiban (Phoenix Wright) 1-3
WarioWare Inc.

@topgeargorilla

...Did you read the post?
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 23:56
topgeargorilla
ya i did.
I recommend
hmmm......FF Tactics Advance
ummmm.....Yoshi's Island
uhhhh..... WW Twisted, DK Jungle Swing, Astro Boy....
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 00:41
Reeper
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, Gunstar Heroes, Pokemon, Metroid Zero Mission. Just a few :D
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 00:44
topgeargorilla
OOOOOOH, PLZ GET TONY HAWK 2! IT'S TEH BEST!
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