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The Scouts Raging Horse Cock NSFW
CannibalCalvin | 10:35 PM on 08.11.2008 27 comments


Whats better than beating people to death with a dented aluminum baseball bat?

Beating beating people to death with a giant floppy horse dildo.

Seriously NSFW


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Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 22:52
Brian Szabelski
This has to be fake. Right? Right?

Please be fake. For the sake of TF2 players everywhere, please be fake.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:00
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ummm, you ever hear of mods, Nihon?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:01
king3vbo
its... beautiful
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:04
the GAMEGOBLIN
It's so... shiny.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:11
nebones
woah
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:12
Danl Haas
Oh wow. There is no reason for that to have such... high production values.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:14
Aerox
@Hamza

Oftentimes, poor deprived console players have no idea about the wonders of mods...
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:22
Skribble
hahahahah nice
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:24
The Bez
Why am I hungry all of a sudden......
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:31
pendelton21
BONK!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 23:56
MechaMonkey
I like how it flops.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 00:06
Endstiem
*in awe*

We're like the monkeys crowded around the black monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey....
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 00:06
mix
Hrm...........nice!
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 00:12
adultswim810
the physics nake it awesome
NightmareKira's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 02:54
NightmareKira
I think I'm in love
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 03:09
JRisJunior
wow. it was floppy and everything!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 03:10
Samit Sarkar
Dildo physics FTW. Best use of Havok I've seen in years.
naturon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 04:43
naturon
that was amazing
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 15:23
Spartacus
Aw. Video removed.
Judokitten's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2008 10:04
Judokitten
Gives new meaning to, Also, Cocks
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