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Meet the Pyro's New Weapon!
CannibalCalvin | 3:22 PM on 06.17.2008 27 comments


So if you haven't already, go check out the "Meet the Sniper" vid.

Its Cash Money.

But if you look closely at the Pyro he decapitates, hes holding a strange new weapon.







Oh dang! Here comes the money shot!!!

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A few seconds before he gets "lightened" theres a trail of smoke coming off it.



My panel of experts has come to the agreement that it is most likely a weighted projectile launcher, similar to that of a flare gun or blunderbuss.

We can only speculate as to what it fires, but our hopes are a short range napalm grenade that can bounce one or two times before exploding a small area into purifying flame!!!!!

Discuss.

Also, handy gif!



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Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:37
Aertyr
Someone needs to ask Tony Stark.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:40
bbrigg1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hated the pyro grenades in TFC. I hope it's not like that.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:51
king3vbo
MOAR BLUNDERBUSS
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:54
Yashoki
Its less pyro grenades, and more...like sticky fire? :I
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:56
KamikazeTutor
Medieval flare gun?
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:56
braulio09
MATLOCK ♪
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 15:59
maxio098ui
i think its a watercannon.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 16:08
WastelandTraveler
ITS A PYRO FLAK CANNON!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 16:11
Teta
Axetinguisher and this gun?
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 16:27
PetiePal
You so Matlock
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 16:53
LarkOhiya
I KNEW it was firing something before he got pegged. I didn't notice it in the air afterwards though. NICE
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 16:54
Yashoki
NICE
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 18:12
Puppetpallmich
oooooooooooooo i came. i luv our matlocks
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 18:45
Pedro Blandino
im sure its a napalm shooter.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 20:01
AngelsDontBurn
Our Matlocks are best. I've been waiting for this update, I seriously can't wait.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 20:47
MATTFOO
napalm.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 20:49
Sharpless
I hope it's incendiary. That's all I ask.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 22:54
Phist
OH. MY. GAWD.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2008 19:16
Dan CiTi
Incendiary/White Phosphorous grenade launcher.
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