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Meet the Pyro's New Weapon!
CannibalCalvin \| 3:22 PM on 06.17.2008	27 comments

So if you haven't already, go check out the "Meet the Sniper" vid.

Its Cash Money.

But if you look closely at the Pyro he decapitates, hes holding a strange new weapon.

Oh dang! Here comes the money shot!!!

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A few seconds before he gets "lightened" theres a trail of smoke coming off it.

My panel of experts has come to the agreement that it is most likely a weighted projectile launcher, similar to that of a flare gun or blunderbuss.

We can only speculate as to what it fires, but our hopes are a short range napalm grenade that can bounce one or two times before exploding a small area into purifying flame!!!!!

Discuss.

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

Aertyr

Someone needs to ask Tony Stark.

bbrigg1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hated the pyro grenades in TFC. I hope it's not like that.

king3vbo

MOAR BLUNDERBUSS

Yashoki

Its less pyro grenades, and more...like sticky fire? :I

KamikazeTutor

Medieval flare gun?

braulio09

MATLOCK ♪

maxio098ui

i think its a watercannon.

WastelandTraveler

ITS A PYRO FLAK CANNON!

Teta

Axetinguisher and this gun?

PetiePal

You so Matlock

LarkOhiya

I KNEW it was firing something before he got pegged. I didn't notice it in the air afterwards though. NICE

Yashoki

NICE

Puppetpallmich

oooooooooooooo i came. i luv our matlocks

Pedro Blandino

im sure its a napalm shooter.

AngelsDontBurn

Our Matlocks are best. I've been waiting for this update, I seriously can't wait.

MATTFOO

napalm.

Sharpless

I hope it's incendiary. That's all I ask.

Phist

OH. MY. GAWD.

Dan CiTi

Incendiary/White Phosphorous grenade launcher.

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