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2:34 AM on 08.20.2008

Did Valve pull a fast one on us?

So if you've been paying attention to the past few updates, you'll know that Valve has slipped in a few of the new weapons in their promos. Did anyone else see this? Is this a glimpse of what's in store for the Soldier?   read

10:35 PM on 08.11.2008

The Scouts Raging Horse Cock NSFW

Whats better than beating people to death with a dented aluminum baseball bat? Beating beating people to death with a giant floppy horse dildo. Seriously NSFW Spotted on Kotaku   read

3:22 PM on 06.17.2008

Meet the Pyro's New Weapon!

So if you haven't already, go check out the "Meet the Sniper" vid. Its Cash Money. But if you look closely at the Pyro he decapitates, hes holding a strange new weapon. Oh dang! Here comes the money shot!!! \/ \/ ...   read

7:28 PM on 05.16.2008

Get Ready to Murder the Innocent - Friday Night Fights DTOID Community Server Style

Hey Guys! Once again its the glorious day of Fri. So to celebrate, we're gonna do our best to appease the blood god. The DTOID Community Server will be hosting sessions of TF2 tonight, and this is your chance to get in on ...   read

5:20 PM on 05.02.2008

Friday Night Fights Presents The Dtoid Communitys Spanking New TF2 Server

Hay Kids and criminals! Guess what!!! The Dtoid Community has a spanking new TF2 server JUST FOR YOU!!! Thats right kats and kooks. An official unofficial Destructoid Community TF2 Server for the community maintained by the...   read

2:07 PM on 04.24.2008

Ignis Solus - The Day of a Pyro

I'm not really a fan of machinima, but every once in a while something catches my eye. Ignis Solus is really unique short film that follows a lonely and rather bored pyro. I have to say, my favorite part is the music and th...   read

6:17 PM on 04.20.2008

The Art of Throwing C4

Some guy blowing people up with C4! Guess who's just posting a shitty youtube video with no other content? Thats right, CannibalCalvin.   read

11:26 PM on 03.24.2008

Its GameGoblins Birthday, so I'll make terrible videos if I want to...

Haps Burfdai GG! Go drive a car!   read

7:33 PM on 02.21.2008

Games that Everyone Forgot: Oddworld Strangers Wrath

At the end of the original Xbox's life span I remember how all the hype was being drawn to the upcoming 360 and how developers were starting to pull away from the beloved Box and put their energies and money into the new co...   read

8:43 PM on 01.31.2008

Smash Bros Secret, I can't believe you guys missed this...

How did you guys miss this. You won't believe it when you see it. Watch Pikachu.   read

6:57 PM on 01.16.2008


Gotten bored waiting for Tomopop? Now you can get ready for TOMOPOOP   read

3:54 PM on 01.14.2008

TF2 Sentry Case Mod Makes Me Go OHH!

Seriously you guys, I have only had an erection this hard five times in my life, I'm punching holes in the drywall as we speak. It seems that TiTON over at IRONMODS.COM has created the most awesomest case evar. Its a gi...   read

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