It is entirely possible that I went out of my way to preorder a game from Gamestop JUST so I could get the preorder codes it comes with. Yeah. You know.. the Kratos, Medusa and Minotaur costumes that can be used when you preorder LittleBigPlanet. I feel like a LittleBigFuckingRetard right now, but I don't care. I've been fanboyin' it up with this game since GDC last year and I can't really help it.

I got a chance to be in the Beta and I held on to every last second, even bringing friends in to show them what I had done. I was whacking my controller against the wall when it would start to die on me and I really hated what I had become by the time I realized.. I couldn't get on the beta anymore. I never shut my PS3 off, the poor thing is constantly being played nowadays and if it isn't.. "Flight of the Conchords" is playing on it. So, I had no idea what was going on when I couldn't play because I hadn't reset it to find out. When my friend Sean told me that the beta was over, I nearly screamed.

Then, it was pushed back again and once more, I was shouting. I just want to play it, is that so wrong? I want to build my Sackgirl again with more stuff and I want to go apeshit with my friends, building and playing and having so much fun. Sony, man. They're toying with my EMOTIONS and they know it. So badly are they, that this morning I figured I'd spend sixty-fucking-dollars on a pre-ordered game that I was already getting.. JUST so I could have them. This is sickness. This is madness.

Are any of you as excited as I am? And if so, are you getting the game when it comes out? Hit me up with PSNs and I'll add you. We can do it up right once we're sufficiently calmed down. I warn you though, I can tug bitches around like no other.