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Living on the Edge...The Mirror's Edge
Kyle MacGregor | 4:20 PM on 09.01.2009 26 comments


Mirror’s Edge is a video game. It is for the next generation video games machines. Except Wii because it can’t handle the awesome cutscene graphics from Mirror’s Edge.

Mirror’s Edge is made by Electronic Arts, my favourite video game maker because they make the video game Madden, which Mirror’s Edge is almost like as cool as. I bought Mirror’s Edge because I found a PS3...at a store. Also, Samit told me to. It was $18 dollars... plus tax.

Mirror’s Edge is about a girl who runs. Her name is Faith. She is cool because she has tattoos and jumps on things. I like girls who have tattoos because they are hawt.



Faith has a job as a mailman. As everyone knows, mailmen and cops don’t get along. So wherever Faith goes, she fights cops and sometimes ninjas. Mirror’s Edge has a good story, because it is written by Rhianna Pratchett. Mirror’s Edge really makes me think and feel for the characters, just like my favourite video game character Tidus from Final Fantasy Ten.It has cool cutscenes that do look like the cartoons, like as does my favourite movie film Titan AE.



Mirror's Edge is a platformer like old Mario games where you run and jump and stuff, except totally better because it is in three dee. The game also reminds me of one of my other favourite video games: Halo, because I can shoot people. I also like it because it is as if a puzzle game where you have to figure out where to go and this is challenging. I like this. Sometimes, when jumping from platform to platform it is also sometimes unclear if you will make it. So sometimes you just have to take a...leap...of...Faith.



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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25
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TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:25
TheDRMaster
....I liked Mirror's Edge.

And I'm excited for the sequel, BITCH!
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:28
Cartman
Real men don't play games with more then 3 colours.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:29
Aurain
Header wins.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:39
Bulkmailer
To be fair, nothing is as cool as Madden.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:45
Tubatic
I approve of this message
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:50
Sven Wohl
Wow... just wow!
Quantum Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 16:54
Quantum Zombie
Titan AE is an awesome movie.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 17:14
Danmartigan
I think I feel a meme coming...
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 17:17
GoldenGamerXero
So many satirical blogs today! Oh Destructoid how I love you! =]
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 17:19
Holyetheline
I think I should play this game. I heard a rumour that you jump off of the edge of a mirror but that is probably teh LIES>!>!>!>!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 17:35
Elsa
... and sometimes you take that leap of faith over and over and over again.... and begin to lose Faith! I just don't like platformers, though the concept is pretty cool!
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 17:57
Overcrowd
...I liked the OST...
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 18:04
Chris Carter
Mirror's Edge got so little respect. Satirical or not, I'm glad this is getting some love!
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 18:07
TriplZer0
If I say the game was broken will I have 7 years of bad luck coming my way?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 18:12
ace of knaves
Dammit, I've got to do one of these.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 18:53
flabzilla
Psychic enemies.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 19:58
BulletMagnet
I was so expecting to see the phrase "and doesn't afraid of anything" in here someplace.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 20:24
Monodi
Titan A.E. is awesome come on :[
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 20:49
Takeshi
Mirror's Edge can suck my balls.
TheRealist871's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 20:52
TheRealist871
I liked Mirror's Edge, but I must say, I wasn't impressed with the length or the story, but that's just my opinion! :P

The gameplay though...phenomenal.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 21:00
RonBurgandy2010
This blog wins for the mere mention of Titan AE.



God, what a great movie.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 22:11
greks224
Free-running is a sport, right? SPORTS!
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2009 02:57
TriplZer0
I keep coming back to this because it makes me laugh.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2009 10:54
BulletTrain
That video game blog what cadtalfryn did.

Also girls + tattoos = hot.
FoolsGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 14:34
FoolsGold
Whatever you think of the game, this blog post was worse. Neither clever nor funny nor insightful.
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