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Mission Accomplished: 13 Years of Super Metroid Failure Rectified
CWal37 | 4:22 PM on 09.19.2008 13 comments


Over all my years of gaming there has been one feat that has eluded me time and again.

Wall-jumping up the shaft in Super Metroid to get a Power Bomb upgrade.

I had a Super Nintendo with Super Metroid when I was younger, and I distinctly recall being lured into that hellish pit by a damn energy tank. In a show of extreme arrogance I saved down there. As it turned out though, I could not get out. I was fucked basically, and had to restart my playthrough entirely. I only went back after I had acquired the space jump. My tiny 6 year-old brain and hands just couldn't handle it.

Fast forward around 7 years.

At this point I no longer have a Super Nintendo, having made the extremely unwise desicion to sell it, a multitap, five controllers, Super Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Final Fantasy 3/6, Chrono Trigger, Megaman X, Bomberman, Kirby Superstar, and other games lost to the mists of memory. I did however have access to the family computer, and through the magic of the internet I was able to relive Super Metroid. Of course using a keyboard I had even less luck than I had had before with the actual controller.

5 Years later.

I finally have my own computer, and a gamepad. Once again I try, once again I fail. I blame it on my cheap controller, but I'm really beginning to doubt my ability to ever do this.

A little bit later that year.

Super Metroid is released on the Virtual Console. I tell myself that this is the time. On true Nintendo Hardware with true Nintendo Software I will finally outjump those green alien bastards and get teh goddamn Powerbomb Upgrade without the assistance of the space jump. This is by far the closest I ever got. I actually got up next to the tunnel once, but inadvertently hit up and lose morph ball form. I spent nearly another hour on it that day, and never got that close again.

Go ahead a year and change.

One of my younger brothers mentions that a friend never plays his SNES and would almost definitely sell it to me. I snap it up and head off to school. I started a new job this semester that is by far the easiest and best-paying job I've ever had. With money burning a hole in my pocket I splurge on random things, from miracle fruit to a flash drive, but then I decide to focus my spending into a single endeavor, rebuilding my old SNES collection. The first game I bought, was Super Metroid. I got it in the mail Yesterday, and today, for the first time ever, I successfully completed the wall jump up to that Powerbomb upgrade..


When asked what my favorite game is I always say Super Metroid, however, over the years I had become less and less emphatic in that response because of my repeated failure to successfully walljump to any good extent even though I was great at every other piece of the game. I began to feel that in order for it to truly be my favorite game I had to master every aspect of it. I know now that that isn't true, but damn, it sure feels good to have accomplished that.

Being only 19, there are few things in my life that I have pursued for what I feel is an extended amount of time. This was one of them, and it feels great to have finally achieved it.



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13 comments | showing # 1 to 13
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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 16:59
Darren Nakamura
Congratulations. One of my gaming sins is never having finished Super Metroid. Trust me, it's on my list of things to do. Eventually.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:25
mix
Congrats!

@Dexter

GASP!

I remember being about 45% done Metroid on the GC when my mem card crashed....I was PISSED! Took a lot of work for me to start all over, I lost all trust in my GC from there on in.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:33
fetusmilk
wall jump = easy
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 17:53
Half left
*applauds.
Sidar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 19:21
Sidar
"Wall-jumping up the shaft in Super Metroid to get a Power Bomb upgrade."

*shivers*
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:01
sylphx
awesome, how was the miracle fruit?

I am thinking of hosting a flavor tripping party and would like to hear
your thoughts on the experience.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 20:51
CWal37
@SYLPHX
To tell the truth I haven't really tried it yet. I got it like a day or two ago, after ordering it weeks ago, and I haven't had a really good opportunity to try it yet. I did however try it a little with an orange some lemon slices and some yogurt. The orange was the best tasting orange I've ever had, even though it looked really bad and yellowy, the lemon was quite sweet and tasted good, but because I didn't let it coat my tongue very well it was weird because I could I could tell which parts did and didn't get some of it because the lemon had some huge swings between sweet and sour. I think the yogurt I had was like cherry yogurt, and I kept telling people how fantastic my "pudding" was, because it tasted pretty damn good, especially since I'm at school, in the dorms, and the yogurt is generally shit without granola.

I've heard it really varies though, based on the person. I got condensed miracle fruit in tablet form, it took forever to dissolve, so I think I'm going to powder the rest in order to apply it better. I think I'll probably wait until I go home for Thanksgiving to test it out on a wider variety of foods.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:24
Brian Szabelski
Congrats on beating that son of a bitch. It's tough.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 21:25
Skribble
lol fruit talk

congrats dude, I remember I did the EXACT same thing you did. I saw that energy tank and went for it, fell in to the hole and then for some bizarre reason I saved my game.

It took me about 2 hours straight before I managed to get out of that fucking hole.
skull13666's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 22:14
skull13666
w00t now i have the urge to go buy a SNES and it and beat it for once and for all
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 22:25
Bob Muir
I've never even played it. I fail, apparently.
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2008 23:30
sylphx
cool,

Yah i've been looking online to order some and debating if I should get the real fruits or the tablet form. I think I will just have to get both and test which is better, I hear the actual fruit is really perishable though and goes bad within a few days.

mmmm miracle fruit gravy and turkey, good luck with that.
Thanks for your response.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 11:01
CrocBox
Congrats, that game always kicked my ass too.
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