This might disgust you.

I really enjoy pizza, and the frozen variety is no different. They're simple and quick, terms that also bring to mind fast food, something else that I partake of every one in a while. sandwiches are also delicious simple inventions. So why not combine the three?

Last night I was at a friend's place, discussing how I was going to attempt a creation similar to something you would see on This is Why You're Fat. Apparently one of my friends hadn't eaten the entire day, and within an hour or so of having mentioned my plan he became so voraciously hungry that he declared his intentions to carry out my plan immediately. Naturally, I immediately agreed and we headed out to buy the crap we would need. We got two sausage tombstones and a bag of schredded cheese, then headed to a nearby Wendy's.

We had decided it was too late to actually cook some bacon (every giant ridiculous pizza sandwich needs bacon) so I was thinking about getting Jr. Bacon Burgers off of the dollar menu when my friend ordered 7 Baconators. Now, for the uninitiated, a Baconator is an item from Wendy's that has, "Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two 1/4 lb.* patties of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with two slices of American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste. Go on, obsess a little" according to their website.

Upon arrival back at the house of my friend we assembled our ingredients.



We could only fit three Baconators between the pizzas without losing control, so people ended up eating the other four.



It took us a few tries to get everything right. In the end we sort of half cooked the pizzas then put it back together to cook some more.



















The two of us directly involved in the process and purchase of materials each had a half and we each cut a slice cut a slice off of for a friend. I actually finished mine too despite having had an entire pizza for dinner only 3 hours previously. I'm on the left supporting Liverpool.





It was ridiculously heavy. Someone commented that black holes probably begin once people start to make super-dense pizzas.



In the end it turned out to be pretty damn good, the only improvement I thought of at the time was pizza rolls. Throwing some of those in there would add a few pockets with a little more flavorful zing to them. Anyways just thought I'd share my foray into the awesome world of ridiculously unhealthy foods. Hopefully there will be more Heart Attack Masterpiece Theater.