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CRaZYTooTHJiM is the definition of nerdom. A 19 year old virgin with an acne problem living with his parents who plays Gradius 3 and Tetris more than the haloz. He has been in love with 'Tendo since his mommy, who he also loves, bought him a SNES on his 8th birthday. He has no girlfriend as of the moment because his heart is not yet leveled up enough to love a 3rd entity. Recently, JiM started community college so he could at some point "get a life", which is advice he has taken from many a female, and maybe even earn a reasonable paycheck. To learn more about JiM, who is really Nic, you only have to ask nicely. That is all.

Consoles: Atari2700(or is it 2?00 like I care), NES, SNES, PSX, N64, broken Dreamcast, Xbox, Ps2
Games I likey: RE4, Silent Hill 3, Fatal Frame II Half-Life 2, Gradius III, Guitar Hero II, Soulcalibur III, Clayfighter(for SNES), Metal Gear Solid, Super Mario 64, Fable, Morrowind, Zelda: Link's Awakening, Halo

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Fable 2 hopefully improved from the original
CRaZyTooTHJiM \| 7:02 PM on 12.11.2007	7 comments

HEY there friends.
Fable and the lost chapters expansion thingy were one of the reasons I got myself a Xbox. Let's just say I was VERY happy i got the Haloz And Half-Life 2. Now I'm not saying it was a bad game it was really not as good as I'd heard from all my friends (I'm now convinced that the greater # of my friends don't know jack about video games... but I shouldn't have listened to the opinions of people who listen to Led Zeppelin). There were already a ton of games out with similar fighting mechanics. I liked some of it's features though such as being able to spend your experience on the abilities I wanted and that trademark morality system. Some of the spells were visually pants-crapping. The game was just to easy and there wasn't any difficulty setting. When I say a game is to easy it really is... I've had instances where Guitar Hero on medium makes me say the things my mommy always told him not to. I guess what I'm trying to get at is Fable was like dating that girl who gets kinda hot after she dumps your ass...
And that hotness is (at least I hope) to be found in Fable 2. I recently saw the teaser on the official site and if stays with that graphically it will have great potential. Guns? yes guns are supposed to be in the game as a replacement for longbows but don't start salivating at the thought of your hero carrying a tommygun around... The game only takes place 500 years after the original and will only have single shot Pirate-esque guns. All is well because in the teaser theres a three-cornered hat if thats not unlockable content I will not be buying the game. Your character is said to be costimizable (you can even to be a girl0. The game is also(, cocks) an open world experience as all RPGs should. I've yet to hear if there will be an MMO feature but that would be ORGASMITASTIC. Yet as we all know developers lie and if these are I will personally rip Peter Molyneux a new one

Hugs and Drugs,
CrazyToothJim

Ok so I would never hurt Peter Molyneux ther's not enough good game designers as it is

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5 comments | showing # 1 to 5

SourGr8pes

Aw come on man, you know how much of that is actually going to pass over into the game? I remember when Fable was in production, they said it would do everything short of cooking me dinner.

I'll have fun with it, but I'm definitely not setting my sights too high with Fable 2.

CRaZyTooTHJiM

I know where your coming from and completely agree. I was royally peeved at Fable for being so much less than it was hyped

Koobert

I remember my friend Roberto in film school going on about all the promises this game made. It sort of sounded like something of the scope of Oblivion, instead of being about the scope of Kingdom Hearts in the end.

As for his new promises, I would suggest these two courses of action. Firstly, wait until the reviews come out. And secondly, double check that whoever is recommending this title to you isn't completely enamored with story book worlds and slightly childish adventures. Get the guy who loves Oblivion to play it and see what he thinks. Yes, I know, they are two different styles of games, but he's going to come at it from the perspective of what the game should be.

I say this because I bought Fable on the incredibly enthusiastic recommendation of a girl at a game store whose opinion had seemed, up until that point, sane. I bought it over Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, which turned out to be a much better game.

Variable Gear

You are going to be able to play as a Female, and then it is possible to get pregnant. Let's just say that giving birth during a boss battle would be hilarious.

CRaZyTooTHJiM

@ varible gear - hahaha a wonderful insight

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