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Jack Thompson's "Children's picture book for adults"
CCCPZZZ | 3:52 PM on 03.07.2008 10 comments


Slate's Hot Document... er, documents (with documents) the Florida Supreme Court's slapdown of Gentleman Jack's increasingly bizarre filings -- they've ordered that he can no longer submit to the court unless accoompanied by a grown-up:[size=12]

[size=18]'This pleading, the justices fumed, contained pictures of "swastikas, kangaroos in court, a reproduced dollar bill, cartoon squirrels, Paul Simon, Paul Newman, Ray Charles, [and] a handprint with the word 'SLAP!' written under it."'
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Cheggidout.

...And check Jack's Unstoppable Filing Technique here.



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liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:05
liam2015
Huh
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:10
HarassmentPanda
Um, we don't understand moonspeak.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:19
HarassmentPanda
Um, we don't understand moonspeak.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:19
blehman
Wait! I speak moonspeak! Let me translate.....

So my friend wants an 360.He has the money to buy one off eBay and it takes him awhile to find one.My friend starts the bid with about $20.00 and it keeps going higher and higher.Now he has to make the last bid he has about $170 and he place the bid of 150.My friend has 7 hours for it to end and no one put a bid in after that.When the 360 arrived he was so happy to have it and he hooked it up and everything but it shows no picture.I ask him if he has it hooked up right and he wants me to come over to see if it is okay.After a day are so i ask him to come over to my place and he does then we hooked up the 360 to see and the red lights are blinking so i tell him "This suckers dead!"
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:20
HarassmentPanda
Weird, didn't mean to post that twice. Anyway, I followed the Slate link and that's downright hilarious.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:29
MaxVest
Man, the dude is actually going insane right before our eyes. Well, more insane.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 16:32
blehman
Woah....that's a crazy friggin story...
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2008 03:39
mistic
unbelievable that he's still hasn't lost all his rights as an attorney...
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