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Worst Gun in Vidja Game History
Butmac | 3:11 PM on 10.05.2007 18 comments


GAH! The friggin Klobb man!



You can not come up with a worse gun in real life or video game. I feel like it is the equivolent of a back massager thats running low on battery power. I don't even know why I'm so compelled but I need people to hear that I fucking hate this gun.

It was the worst accuracy ever, it is weak, and it takes money from St. Jude's hospital every time you take a shot! If the Klobb were a Jell-o it would be the flavor and color of WATER. I would rather use the Nerf Crossbow than a Klobb to take down my enemies.

ARGH - Goldeneye is CEREAL business and I don't have time for you - KLOBB! I'm going to go take a fork to my copy of Goldeneye in the hopes that I may damage the data on the cartridge that holds ALL information about the Klobb and it will just be void from my life.



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-D-'s Destructoid Blog
The KLOBB is such a wimpy piece of shit. If you got killed by it, you should be ashamed of yourself.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Blame Ken Lobb.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
That gun was the bane of my existence. I could karate chop people to death faster.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
"The game included a gun (based on the Vz 61) named after him, the Klobb, short for Kenneth Lobb. This is widely considered the very worst gun in the game. He also worked on Perfect Dark."

...does that ring a little insulting?
Excremento's Destructoid Blog
I think you just inspired a top ten for tonight...
MaximusPaynicus's Destructoid Blog
...and somehow, this man's funk made its way to Gears of War...
bluemeep's Destructoid Blog
I recall one day some friends and I had a Klobb-only match in Goldeneye. Eventually one of them said "Fuck this" and just switched to the karate chop.

He won.
Biltor's Destructoid Blog
I just now remember how bad that gun was. Good times.
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
@Excremento

<---- is excited
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha. Excellent post. Made my day.
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
Ha! The Klobb! I swear that thing shot gummy bears. Terrible indeed.
Thanks for reminding me of terrible memories!
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
I was about to come in here and say "Well the Klobb from Goldeneye is even worse than that!" but now I see we are on the same page. It's that fucking bad.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
I thought the spoon was the worst weapon. Until now...
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
The Galiel from CounterStrike is a gun that has my earned my personal hate. You could break someone's legs with it before you actually kill them with bullets.
FuriousGeorge's Destructoid Blog
that gun desperately needs gun butting
FuriousGeorge's Destructoid Blog
<<< is a klobb casualty...





was forced to give away his N64 and eat his golden eye...





I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
Upon reading the title I immediately thought of the Klobb and how much I hated that gun. So imagine my delight when I saw that it was exactly the gun you were thinking of.
LethalHairdo's Destructoid Blog
Fact: I can beat anyone in GoldenEye 64.


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