I wasn't aware as to how much I like Tiger Woods until after the US Open when I heard some guy say that he was rooting against Tiger. My initial reaction verbatim:

"What?! Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck Russ. What a stupid faggot."

Let me tell you why I like Tiger Woods and why he is my black Christian Bale.

1. Style - Tiger Woods wears some of the most ridiculously, awesome clothes when he plays. I met the guy that tailors his pants, dude makes some killer slacks. The other thing that helps him is he wears one sponsor, Nike. Nike is the sponsor to end all sponsors and they make the best shirts, hats, gloves, balls, and irons you can buy. They look good and when Sunday rolls around and Tiger's wearing the red shirt with the black Nike hat, I want to give everyone in the room five high-fives and a fist pump.

2. Disgusting - Tiger Woods is disgusting. He can drive a ball 300 yards off the fairway. He makes shots that defy gravity. I once saw him hook a fade shot 90 degrees around a tree just because he could. When he needs an extra 30 yards on a drive, he SNAPS his left knee on this downswing.

3. Hot Wife -


4. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 -


This is the best golf game ever made. Before the Tiger Woods franchise, Golf games were like Hockey games, something just wasn't right. Then Tiger introduced analog swinging and I haven't played a Hot Shots Golf game since.


Alright, I just need to get all that off my chest.