Oh man, you can tell when someone of my stature isn't around much (wait, read the next sentence). For those of you who are brand new, I'm the sarcastic guy. Howdy kiddos.

Today I come to you with an important message. That message? Call of Duty 4 is a badass awesome game, however, Battlefield: Bad Company is more badass.

The story in COD4 is pretty much your standard "blah blah someone from a country that isn't America is going to do something bad. We better fucking shoot them." I am burned out on this storyline and will be for about the next 5 years.

"Well then what more motivation is there than your own life and the safety of our country, Camtub??

Seriously? Do I need to answer that? Ok, I'll tell you. How about this? The original motivation for ALL movies, cartoons, and stories before the year 1950:



Yeah! That's right! Mother fuckin' GOLD BARS!

This game starts out like COD4 but then quickly turns into Uncharted when four AWOL soldiers realize that the enemy is being paid in gold bars. So they go into enemy territory with the goal of getting these gold bars...and somehow then get them out of the country, which is Russia, and back home.


Sign me up dude. The characters are nothing special at all but they fit and make the game fun. Bad Company breaks the rules of the military shooter by poking fun at itself while at the same time giving any critics very little to...criticize.

The game is able to have linear gameplay without feeling like it. In COD4 you are practically following a path through the entire game. That's fine, but Bad Company gives you a lot more "breathing room" and feels a lot more open (a strength Battlefield games have always had).

I write all this because I feel as if Bad Company has been overlooked even though it's a big title game from a semi-big developer. DICE rocked the shit out of this game. Tomorrow I will tell you why the multiplayer is better than COD4 too.