First Game? Super Mario for NES (how cliche is that?)
Best Game? Shadow of the Colossus or Resident Evil 4
Worst Game? McFarlane's Evil Prophecy
Favorite Game? Twisted Metal 2
Match Game? Best game show ever!
Dating Game? Oh, nah that was kinda dumb.
Blame Game? That was on MTV when I was like in middle school.
Dame Game? You made that up.
Funniest Game? Portal
Scariest Game? Resident Evil 2
Fastest Game? Wario Ware Smooth Moves
Maim Game? That doesn't sound like a game.
Movie Game? Spiderman 2
TV Game? Ugh I don't think I know any.
Book Game? Jurassic Park for Genesis.
Doing a search of Jason Bateman (he's my Christian Bale) I found this GOLDEN NUGGET.
There's so much happening right here I don't even know where to start. The clip is from 20 years ago, so I'm a little surprised that so much Mario knowledge had been dropped on the populace at that time. Now, where the rocket launcher came from is anyone's guess. And if you're wondering, yes, that is Mr. Belvadere.
Jason Bateman, Mr. Belvadere, Luigi with a cannon, and Peach as played by Mae West. I'm not using hyperbole when I say that this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
"Who could have done such a dastardly thing" indeed. Man it's so terrible. I'd actually rather go watch the Super Mario Bros. movie than sit through that again.
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Oh no the NES got a computer virus!
How did they even know about computer viruses in 1988??
Nice sweaters, dickheads.
And by bad, I mean totally sweet.
Butmac's my video prince, btw.
HOLY SHIT!
The universe my implode upon the mass viewing of this video.