First Game? Super Mario for NES (how cliche is that?)
Best Game? Shadow of the Colossus or Resident Evil 4
Worst Game? McFarlane's Evil Prophecy
Favorite Game? Twisted Metal 2
Match Game? Best game show ever!
Dating Game? Oh, nah that was kinda dumb.
Blame Game? That was on MTV when I was like in middle school.
Dame Game? You made that up.
Funniest Game? Portal
Scariest Game? Resident Evil 2
Fastest Game? Wario Ware Smooth Moves
Maim Game? That doesn't sound like a game.
Movie Game? Spiderman 2
TV Game? Ugh I don't think I know any.
Book Game? Jurassic Park for Genesis.
The following video stars -D-, tazarthayoot, Kryptinite, Hoygeit, and myself. We filmed this on the last night of PAX up in mine and D's hotel room at the infamous Red Lion. It should be noted that in the elevator on the way up to film this, Kryptinite was inducted into the CBM. No one knows when they're getting in.
I hope you guys like this one, it really was a total creative collaboration between the five of us. I will post an outtakes video later because it is ridiculous how much laughing we did. In fact, there are like 4 times in the video that you can here someone laughing in the background.
Fuck man. My work computer keeps posting my shit before im done. WTF... Anyway never take Kryp's cornbread unless he offers it to you. I stole some once and this is what happened :(
Just for the record the five of us are all Jim fans lol in no way is this a gay "bashing" video or something. We simply were sitting there and Jim Sterling popped into one of our minds and yeah, the rest is history.
Despite all the things you've told me about "teh darkees" in the past, I found that this black guy neither smelled of cheap liquor, nor did he try to sell me a back of weed.
He did try to fuck my sister, though. You were right about that bit.
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Its funny 'cus its true!
"You want any corn bread?"
Also by inducted you mean raped yes?
Just sayin'
Also, D did have blow. It was awesome. And I had cornbread on me.
And blow was awesome. And cornbread was awesome.
Though the cornbread / cocaine injection was a terrible TERRIBLE idea.
my ass still hurts. Why is it whenever we induct a new member into the CBM, I'm the one that gets assraped? That just seems counter-intuitive.
You sir, rock.
"You want some corn bread?"
Despite all the things you've told me about "teh darkees" in the past, I found that this black guy neither smelled of cheap liquor, nor did he try to sell me a back of weed.
He did try to fuck my sister, though. You were right about that bit.
Great job.... assholes.