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How awful is Brian Crecente you ask? This awful...
Butmac | 9:49 PM on 12.24.2008 30 comments





Don't get me wrong, I'm in a cheery mood right now. The Christmas Spirit has bit me on the face. But I just was looking at Kotaku and saw...this.

Here's my promise to each one of you reading this. I will do something with my life to put myself into a position where I can have this much exposure and NOT suck. It literally pains me to see this and think "I could have made that funny."

Merry Chridmess!



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 21:57
Kryptinite
30 seconds in and I can't take anymore. I'll watch it after Christmas...I don't want to fuck my holiday cheer up :).
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:17
-D-
Hi, I'm Hollywood Steve!

Oh sorry, I mistook this for something good.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:39
Bob Muir
"Hi, I'm Brian Crecente, and I'm clearly not reading off of a cue card."
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:42
taumpytears
I saw Crecente at PAX. He was a small man with a glorious head of hair. I just wanted to loose myself in it...
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:43
NotAZombie
Damn it, Kotaku, you used to be better than this.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:46
Guagloves
But that hair he has...
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:55
garison
Who really cares?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 23:24
falinter
Kotakwho?
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 23:27
Rifter01
About 1:15 is about all I could take.

I don't think there's an animal he's stroking in his lap, maybe it's just his e-peen.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 23:31
Usedtabe
I cannot believe I used to post more on Kotaku than here. It really has gone downhill, while this community keeps getting better.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 23:44
007
The guy he's interviewing? Yeah, he couldn't remember his name. 2:20. What a asshole.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 00:30
CountingConflict
Yeah the acting is terrible, but there are really a lot of great interviews in that podcast. My favorite was the very last one that had David Jaffe of God of War fame playing Gears of War 2.

It was campy as fuck and a bit pretentious, but it was a fair attempt at an xmas podcast. Either that or I'm just hypnotized by Brian's flowing locks.

Aside from him running a subpar site, I really have no problem with Crecente.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 01:12
Brian Szabelski
35 seconds and I am done. What has happened to you, Kotaku?
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 01:42
CountingConflict
@unstoppablejuggernaut

That is quite possibly the greatest 3-post sequence in the history of Destructoid. Someone needs to screen cap this.
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 01:57
Iron Dragon
"I cannot believe I used to post more on Kotaku than here. It really has gone downhill, while this community keeps getting better."

Same with me. Really they act like Nazis with the way they ban. There are no rules. They'll ban you if they disagree with you. I got banned (Fuck you Ashcraft. I'll get you) for asking why something was posted. Big mistake. It was clearly a troll story on RE5 racism just to get views. They were grabbing at straws.

At Destructoid however you're free to call the author of an article an assface without fearing an instant ban (Looking at you Jim. Not my feelings about you (<3) but rather everyone who hates you for no reason). It's such a wonderful place.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 02:54
Red TheHaze Veron
OMG THE HAIR HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE AND HAS TAKEN OVER CRECENTE'S CONSCIOUSNESS AND HAS BECOME UNFUNNY!!!

Or he was just that unfunny before too.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 07:04
Justice
Wow this actually is horrendous, Kotaku wasn't this bad before I left it for Dtoid.

1UP Podcast > this, several times over.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 07:33
atheistium
I got to 1:25... god dammit ron beat me!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 14:29
Char Aznable
I listened while reading these comments, and it was like white noise droning on and on.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 23:23
B-Radicate
Why does he talk like William Shatner with down's syndrome and no sense of humor whatsoever?
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2008 20:30
Butmac
I love each and every one of you. Seriously.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:32
BluDesign
Isn't it about time that Crecente went out and got his hair did? Most women change their hairstyle every once in a while to attract attention.

BTW: 1:13.

I would've watched more, but I realized that I was watching Crecente without knowing whether or not he had conditioned his hair beforehand and it just got too distracting.
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