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First Game? Super Mario for NES (how cliche is that?)
Best Game? Shadow of the Colossus or Resident Evil 4
Worst Game? McFarlane's Evil Prophecy
Favorite Game? Twisted Metal 2
Match Game? Best game show ever!
Dating Game? Oh, nah that was kinda dumb.
Blame Game? That was on MTV when I was like in middle school.
Dame Game? You made that up.
Funniest Game? Portal
Scariest Game? Resident Evil 2
Fastest Game? Wario Ware Smooth Moves
Maim Game? That doesn't sound like a game.
Movie Game? Spiderman 2
TV Game? Ugh I don't think I know any.
Book Game? Jurassic Park for Genesis.

My Videos on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Butmac

The Hardest Game Ever
Hugo's House of Horrors - Vol. 1
Silver Surfer - Vol. 2
Rockstar's Table Tennis - Vol. 3
Spiderman/X-Men: Arcade's Revenge - Vol. 4
Theme Hospital - Vol. 5
Stuntman - Vol. 6
Maximum Carnage - Vol. 7
Home Alone 2 - Vol. 8
God of War II - Vol. 9
N - Vol. 10

Let's Kongregate
Introduction
Bloons - Vol. 1
Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2 - Vol. 2
Desktop Tower Defense 1.5 - Vol. 3
Dolphin Olympics 2 - Vol. 4

Old School Adventure Games
Part 1 - Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
Part 2 - Loom
Part 4 - Scooby Doo Mystery
Part 6 - Maniac Mansion
Part 8 - Myst

My Videos
Crimson/Black DS Lite Review
Community Blog Tips and Secrets: Part 1
Community Blog Tips and Secrets: Part 2
The Manliest Video Game Ever
That's When Niero Existed Too!
Mate the Hate
Leggy Blonde
TimeSlaughter Dunk Contest 2008
The Spirits of Jim

My Comics
The Heart of Catan
Catan or GTFO
Be an Ass - Get a Card
Poor Theft Auto

Currently Playing
Rock Band 2 (360)
Mass Effect (360)
Castle Crashers (XBLA)
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 (360)
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (PS3)

"As of this writing, the Butmac cards is the single most dangerous card to have in your possession."

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Destructoid Community Blogging Tips and Secrets [Part 2] [video]
Butmac \| 1:32 PM on 10.26.2007	39 comments

Alright here it is. This one took me a bit longer to do.

Part 1:

*NEW*Part 2:

*embed not working - go here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj_6Z0KxIqs

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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37

MaxVest

Consistent wardrobe ftw!

Riser Glen

SEPIA TONE! GANG BEATINGS! DJ DUFFY ATTACKS! WIN!

bhive01

DJ DUFFY FTW. LOL at Won.

Maurice Tan

Butmac wins the prize for LA county's top sarcastic surgeon.

bloodylip

Does roncore have t-t-t-too much time on his hands?

-D-

Dude, when I snap my fingers, my life doesn't end up looking like an old school adventure game. What the hell am I doing wrong?

FrozenSpaceMonkey

embed worked about half-way through watching it on the tube...I thought fucked up audio was fucked up, nice work yet again

king3vbo

Camtub, you make epic vid

Cowzilla3

Holy crap that was amazing! I was seriously laughin non-stop. Not like lol online laughing, actual laugter that made my coworkers star at me.

"Just becasue girls have long hair"

You my good sir are a comic genius. Front page!

FrozenSpaceMonkey

oh, and fuck yeah, GO PANTHERS!!

Jordan Devore

We need it so that when right after you sign up for the site, you get directed to a page w/ these videos.

itemforty

You sir are Snarky, and I want to buy you a Pony.

Variable Gear

@ Grim:

Good Idea!

Can one of the admins make this happen?

trydizon

So we get that if you're a girl, or even a guy, you won't get special treatment.

What if you are both?...
hmm...

Knivy

Epic, the rick roll part was genius.

@trydizon
You get 2 times the not special treatment.

WastelandTraveler

ROFL!!! @ the add ron workman to live bahahaha!

Kryptinite

That was awesome. I'm totally using that scramble porn filter next vlog I do. You're the greatest ButMac!!

BS3 Owner

@ Knives

Try directing users to proper treatment facility...

& / or Plastic Surgeon specialist!

BlindsideDork

Sorry I don't have more light in my TF2 pictures I just put up...hurrayness!

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Epic.

HarassmentPanda

I get it now! I thought in the first video you were just really confused about the rules, but it was sarcasm! So much funnier in retrospect!

Brian Szabelski

Oh Butmac, your sarcasm is so witty.

Snaileb

Butmac I haven't laughed that hard since the first video man, this was forever awesome. Yeah you must talk to someone about sign up page being redirected to these 'instructional' videos!

Ron is going to hate you.

JJ Rage

You sir, are a genius. A tip of the hat to you.

Zarathustra

I think you should turn this into a series. I mean, maybe there's not enough material for that, but I want more of the funny!

Dynamic Sheep

Yeah, this is required reading for people that don't bother to lurk long enough before signing up.

DJDuffy

"so just because girls have.....long hair.."

i loled so much...I love your ultimate level of sarcasm =)

R-o-n-c-o-r-e

Bob Muir

It's true. I have long hair and no one comes to my blogs any more than girls with long hair.

This video is genius.

Cheeburga

Hahah
I love you.

ConsFEARacy

These videos saved my life Butmac! Greatest things EVAR!

Also, Green Lantern FTW!!!111!!

Mister Disco

These videos win. And, ya know, my sarcasm meter did not go off once during the entire thing. Cuz... I eated it :(

Phist

We demand Part 3!

Dutch

Awesome. Probably the best thing I've seen all weekend!

Upgrayedd

lol, I really did do the whole "you suck, start a blog" first post.

These videos deliver.

LethalHairdo

I hate people that won't get your clever use of sarcasm.

pwned88

omg, best advice evar! I'm so gonna start blogging now! and i'm gonna start using everything i learned here! YUSSSS

Shin Oni

awesome shit. It's always great to be refreshed with the basics.

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