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Conan Is Better Than Heavenly Sword
Butmac | 10:46 AM on 02.08.2008 27 comments




This isn't a joke or some kind of attempt at flamebait. I rented and beat both (well, about to beat Conan) and I can truly and honestly tell you that Conan for the 360 is a better game than Heavenly Sword for the PS3. I plan to write up a review for the game but I had to get this off my chest of how good Conan really is.

The only criticism that I can give it is that it is a BLATANT rip-off of God of War. I mean, from the moves, to the story, to the power ups, to the gore, to the women, to the special powers - the game is a complete clone of God of War. But other than that and some weird bugs and collision detection issues, the game is good.



I was so bored with Heavenly Sword and couldn't wait for it to be over. The story was stupid, the moves were limited, I dunno, I was just bored the whole time it felt like. Conan, on the other hand, is very satisfying. It has to be in the top 10 most gory games ever amongst the likes of Soldier of Fortune, Gears of War, and Resident Evil 4.



In closing here I'll say that if this game had gotten any mainstream media attention...you would never had heard the end of it. The game would have sold 1m units on hype alone. There are topless women all over the place, in game and in cut-scenes and the gore is brutal. You can decapitate, dismember, split in half, split in half vertically, disembowel; you can do it all.



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 10:54
vexed alex
PS3 fanboys are goin' rape you....
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:00
Kryptinite
I think I might consider picking this up!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:00
BlindsideDork
I'm goin' rape you...but that's just cause I want to.

I've been meaning to rent this game though...
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:03
bhive01
I liked the story and the graphics in HS. The gameplay was shallow, but still fun. I enjoyed it. Then again, I have very little frame of reference when it comes to these titles. I never played God of War or Conan.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:07
Maurice Tan
I felt that the combat was shallow in Conan as well. The story was stupid and the enemies were generic too. I dunno, it felt really average to me, but I never played HS and that looks like more shit than Conan tbh.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:07
Snaileb
Waaaait.. the demo was so boring and fugly.. and Heavenly Sword looked awesome. Are you sure? =\
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:15
decoyb
Do you need blood in a game to keep your interest? I thought heavenly sword was too short, and a little shallow, but I was never even close to being bored with it. The fighting was fast paced and the characters were great. It kinda had that playing a movie feel to me if that made any sense.

I tried the conan demo on both systems and I just couldn't shake the poor man's god of war feel it had.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:19
ZeroTolo
I've tried to tell people how great Conan is, but they won't listen. I mean, a game with an achievement you get for dismembering a thousand enemies? How is that not win right ther.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:25
JACK of No Trades
I loved the boss fights.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:26
big filth
I have not played HS but I do toally agree that CONAN is under rated. I rented Conan and it was awesome.

Like you say, it is a blatant GOD OF WAR rip off, but at least the did a good job with it. The graphics were sweet, and the depth when it comes to the moves and abilities blows gow out of the water..

By the time I had to bring it back I was nowhere near maxed out with moves and maybe half way through the game.

I have heard the final boss is a real crap fest, but other than that. its def a fun hack and slash!

when that shit drops in price im "finna" cop it.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:44
Kyousuke Nanbu
Conan has dropped in price, its like 35 bucks now.

And yea, Conan is frigging awesome, a totally blatant rip-off of GoW but I don't think that's a bad thing, my only beef with is that once you master the parry system, you've broken the game as you kill most grunts in one shit.

Bosses are a pain though, especially that snake bitch.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:55
ZeroTolo
The snake queen was a pain, but (your parry comment notwithstanding) she has a move that lets you parry and you can take off a good quarter of her health each time she does it.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 11:59
The Incredible Edible Egg
How is teabagging someone for an achievment not win?

anyways on topic, I'll try it after I beat Dead Rising, HL2, Forza 2, condemned, Overlord, the simpsons game...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:01
blehman
I just like chopping people's arms off.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:08
BS3 Owner
I love both Heavenly Sword & Conan for PS3!

One's got bewbs & the other's got bewbs, NO?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:15
Y0j1mb0
Did you just smoke a big bowl of STUPID, Butmac?? What on earth are you talking about? Heavenly Sword is short..that's it. It's awesome on a disc.

Conan is cool..just cause he's Conan. But better than Heavenly Sword?? You lost your mind.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:18
B-Radicate
I have been waiting to get Conan from GameFly for a few months now. I can't wait to play it. Derivative rip-off of God of War or not, I've been in the mood for such an action game for ages. I can't wait.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:25
F Whipple
I've not played either of the games but based on videos I'd have to say heavenly sword is better. My logic is irrefutable
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:26
Butmac
@decoyb
Yes I like shiny things that keep me interested.

The game isn't good because of the gore, it's a good game and the gore feels natural and just brutal - not something tacked on for a cheap effect.

Also, JACK pointed something out. The Boss fights are really well done, I was very surprised by this. I can't remember hardly any bosses from Heavenly sword or games of that kind but Conan's bosses are for the most part very distinct and kind of stay with you like the Hydra battle in the first God of War.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:30
vexed alex
Opposing opinions? Y0j1mb0 doesn't do that, fellas.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 12:47
DrNutt
I don't think games have to be gory to draw me in, but I think Heavenly Sword is kind of stupid in that it's a game where you hacking people up with a sword and there's no blood or gore. They obviously did that so they could get a T-rating and reach a larger audience, but it's kind of cheap.

As for Conan I tried the demo and it seemed cool, but the textures seemed really... Off. I'm no graphics whore but there's just too much on my plate right now to justify picking another game up when it didn't instantly grab me.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:12
weedgan
win boobs are win
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 13:38
mix
@Kyousuke Nanbu says:

"once you master the parry system, you've broken the game as you kill most grunts in one shit"

I always kill the baddies by taking a shit!

I played the Demo of Conan and thought the mindless killing was entertaining, looking to grab it sometime.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:18
kawitchate
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. Conan demo sucked more than Heavenly Sword demo. that said, i still want to play both.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 07:34
mistic
wohooo after the demo I wasn't so motivated to get it anymore, but this sounds pretty good, might rent it too...
Juggalette's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2008 03:56
Juggalette
I played Heavenly sword an beat it..its worth while i loved it not woth 30$.An onlike Conan you can't kill anyone that you DON"T make contact with.But i've never been a fan of ugly underground games If it was more beautyful or more known Maybe i'd'a had a chance to play it.Is it out on PS3?
The house hold own's PS3 an Xbox 360 but i own the PS3.I just love the way it fits in my hand.An it plays and it looks.
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