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2 bits of shoot em up news(actually one is more of a rumor)
 by Buster on 04.18.2008      6 comments




ill try to keep this post under 10 lines, cause i dont really need more than that



retrohead from DS-Scene is making a homebrew version of radiant silvergun, it looks awesome, watch the video.(its an alpha, i know the video doesnt have sound)

XNEWS has something about Otomedius G being on konami's supply website for the xbox 360. i hope it comes to xbox live, or if its on disc, that anyone but ubisoft brings it over to the US(assuming that its actually coming out and that i read google translated text right).
(Video is of Otomedius)
What happened to her face?
 by Buster on 04.04.2008      26 comments






im confused, this is supposed to be a team ninja game, which means nice bodies and cute faces. the video starts off nice enough but then all of a sudden they show her face... and my face went like this...


how could this have happened? were they not watching when they made her?did the person making her let the mouse slip on the sexy-meter or something?

Im sad now :(

(still buying the game day 1 though)

little bit of a comparison
ninja gaiden ds: Momoji


awwww

ninja gaiden sigma: Rachel


*fap*

Ninja Gaiden 2: Sonia


wooo........OH GOD, MY EYES BLARG

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Hey Ubisoft, WTF?
 by Buster on 03.29.2008      15 comments






Gimme my goddamn downloadable content for wartech, ill buy them all at the same time, heres a picture of all of them. I dont care if it costs me a couple thousand microsoft point, i want to play as kid Karel, and Kid...er Ernula, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd kid everyone, and school uniform everyone. DOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTT






























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Ha Ha, Show Them Online Part 11: Exception
 by Buster on 02.09.2008      12 comments





[edit: i decided to let you choose one of TWO songs you can play... also a gameplay video for the game]


before you read the post, if you're wondering what this song is...too bad, or if you know my youtube just look there.



i decided to change from ten games at once to one at a time
becuase I'm too lazy to write 2-3 sentences about 10 games. You'll
still get your 200 games, just very slowly.



Ok... Exception, its a simple game, you're a cube, and you shoot
other cubes. nothing shoots back at you and there can be hundred of enemies on the screen... ah screw it, heres the full game, i dont feel like writing the rest of the paragraph

Exception
(End note: it took me a week to write this post...seriously.)

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From what it was, to what it is.
 by Buster on 01.04.2008      15 comments






Genetos is an evolving shoot em up that takes you through the history of the genre. the demo only has three stages. The first bring a space invaders clone, the second a nes game and the third a snes game. basicly you shoot things and take the green(or blue) circles to fill the gauge at the bottom. once it gets full the gauge will reset but your ship will evolve into a stronger one.The music in this game is pretty cool and fits the game well. The demo is only 3 megabytes, so i suggest everyone try it. Also, i know i posted this yesterday, but for some reason it never went on to the community blogs after i pressed publish.

Demo:Genetos

And of course, where i usually find my shoot em up news: Shoot The Core
Ha Ha, Show Them Online: Part 1 of 20
 by Buster on 12.12.2007      11 comments






I'm not a good writer, I cant write paragraph after paragraph of information telling you why you should or shouldnt play the games im gonna show you. I can however, find alot of games for you guys to waste some time on when your're bored.As of right now i have almost 1000 doujin games sitting on my computer, and i decided to share 200 of them with you... little bit by little bit.Some of these games are only gonna be demos of thier full versions, cuase i dont want you guys to pirate games from indie guys, but i will give you the website of the people that made them in case you want to buy them.

(BTW, download link for every edition will be at the bottom of the post)
(BTW 2, not every game in here is a demo, some are freeware)


1.Beast Invaders 3
The sheep have had enough of Ron Workman's antics and decided to fight back, shoot em up style. its your job to put them back in thier place.Everytime you kill one of them, they talk to you kinda like how in space giraffe you see those game related memes.



2.Clanada: Gensou Shoujo
I love when you have to fight weird things in shoot em ups. In this one, you fight slimes, party hats, star shaped cookies and playing cards.the graphics are really nice on this which is always a plus.


3.Crazy Patterns
This game is more of a bullet pattern simulator than a shoot em up, basicly you just see how long you can dodge the bullets while shooting the middle. It doesnt matter where on screen you are, the bullets always aim for the counter in the middle and the patterns can get pretty crazy(hence the name).


4.Buster
This game is pretty cool, and not just becuase it has the same name as me. its kinda like an old mario game, but instead of hopping on things heads to kill them, you slash them with a knife. also theres wall jumping.


5.Dotechin
So there i was flying with my robot friends... THEN CRAP STARTS ASPLODING, AND MY FRIENDS START DYING, AND ENEMIES ARE COMING FROM EVERYWHERES, AND THEY ARENT SHOOTING BULLETS, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO DIVE INTO ME AND THERES THOUSANDS OF THEM, AND ALL YOU SEE IS EXPLOSIONS AS YOU SHOOT EVERYTHING AND THEN THE BIG SHIPS START COMING IN, AND AFTER YOU TAKE EM DOWN, THEY PEOPLE START JUMPING FROM THE SHIPS AND YOU KILL THEM AND THEY EXPLODE INTO LITTLE PEICES OF BLOOD HOLY CRAPS IT WAS AWESOME. But seriously, i didnt know what was going on, i just held down the shoot button and watched awesomeness happen.


6.Mono
Basicly you start on either a black or white screen and use your mouse to move your guy around, balls of paint show up, and you blow them into smaller peices, after they're completely destroyed they change the color ofthe screen a bit, so the goal of the game is to change to color of the screen to the opposite of what you started with. or you can take binary zoos description:
mono - part Asteroids
mono - part Robotron
mono - part Paint Shop Pro


7.Shmester 5000
I really like the graphics on this game, they remind me of alien hominid.Enemies dont shoot you, but if you touch anything without any shields, you die.Short description is short.


8.UNYAA PROXIMO
Unyaa is a very cute game, but its also very small, it has few enemies and no music, but that doesnt
mean it isnt fun.this is usually the first one i go to when i have 5 minutes to kill.


9.Sky Swimmers Heaven
i talked about this game a little bit in an old post, but even though its a 1 stage demo, its awesome,
it has action, it has shooting, it has awesome music. You would be stupid not to try it.



10.G-Type[Cant find the website, but its a full game anyway]
G-Type is a mix of Gradius, and R-Type... i think thats all that needs to be said

Well, thats it for this part... next part goes up after i come back from el salvador. Cya.

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Escatos - 3D "shotting" Action RPG(also flash game inside)
 by Buster on 11.17.2007      6 comments





Youtube link

...or at least thats what it says at Onion Entertainments official site. i dont know much about the game other than what it shows in the video, has co-op, PVE and PVP. its coming out for the pc and the closed beta is (im guessing) febuary 2008. if i could read korean i could tell you some more info, but for now you have to settle for the video and the flash game that i included in this post that has nothing to do with this game but is still fun.

source: Shoot The Core

game source: Solid Image
Neves is awesome.
 by Buster on 11.03.2007      7 comments






Neves is a puzzle game made by Yuke's for the DS.It's pretty easy to play, all you have to do is take the 7 peices that they give you, and place them correctly so that it looks like how it does on the top screen.I know it might sound easy, but it can get pretty hard after a few puzzles.Luckily these guys have a demo on thier website, although the flash demo is kinda messed up, but it gives you a general idea of how the game is played.



(Sorry about not having any sound on these two videos, my webcam has no mic, but the music is nice and jazzy like in the first video.)

There are 4 different modes on neves:
"Silhouettes?"- The standard mode where you can take your time solving the puzzles.
"Time Pressure"- You have 3 minutes for every puzzle, go for the fastest time.
"7 Steps"- this is for expert players, in this mode you cant make a mistake.
"Bragging Rights"- this it the multiplayer mode where you try to clear puzzles before your opponent.


There is also "The Room" where you can check your how much of the game you've done, as im writing this i have 1% of the game done in total, with 5% of silhouette? done and 0% of Time Pressure and 7 Steps.So yea... Neves, its fun, easy to play, the music is nice, and theres over 500 puzzles to do, and its only 30 dollars(or 500 goozex points)go buy it.

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Zack and wiki live stream
 by Buster on 10.25.2007      4 comments





for those of you wanting to see a bit of zack and wiki before you buy it go to

http://gonintendo.com/?p=28086

and watch them play for a while

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Oh Yes Ladies And Gentlemen, This IS A Shoot Em Up-MMO
 by Buster on 10.17.2007      23 comments






they've finally done it, they made the perfect game for me.a shoot em up....MMO. oh yes, this is valkyrie sky and i will tear someone limb from limb to play it.as the video says, its got all the mmo staples in it: items that make you look cooler, leveling up, skills, bosses and of course grinding....however, its also a shoot em up. which means its gonna be fucking awesome. you even party up and go questing with friends, come on now, how cool is that? im gonna be keeping a close eye on this game... a very very close eye.

source: Shoot the Core

btw, im including 2 videos that are just music, but i want you to listen to them, cuase they're funny



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