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This week's "Smooth Move, Ex-Lax" award goes to...Denis Dyack
// Submitted @ 1:38 PM on 05.10.2013
This week's winner of the my coveted "Smooth Move, Ex-Lax" Award goes to Denis Dyack. Dyack is the founder of Silicon Knights, once a premiere video game developer in Canada. After a string of hits including Blood Omen: Lecacy of Kain, Eternal Darkness, and the remake of Metal Gear Solid for the Nintendo Gamecube they looked like a developer that could do no wrong. That is until Too Human.
Silicon Knights spent the better part of four years making Too Human as it was to be the start of a trilogy of games for the Xbox 360. SK never recovered from it's failure, but that is not what the award is for. Developers make bad games all of the time and I cannot fault one for trying it's level best to create something good. Dyack receives this award for pulling what is about to be a rather large dick move.
SK closing up shop and moving its core team (including Dyack) 30 miles down the road to open new studio called Precursor Games reminded me of something that my father went through when I was younger. He was in business with a company who owed him a fair amount of money. I'm going to call this company "Charlie Brown". When it came time for my Father to get paid from "Charlie Brown", they claimed bankruptcy and closed up shop. My Father was S.O.L. A month or two later the people running "Charlie Brown" opened a duplicate business and named it "Charlie". As it was considered to be a separate entity , it was not obligated to cover any money "Charlie Brown" owed.
Now, of course I don't own a crystal ball and I can't say Dyack plans to do the same with SK and Precursor Games. But I certainly do feel that it looks that way. Considering Dyack left SK "some time ago" and didn't bother to make a public announcement until this week is glaring. And Precursor Games "buying" assests from SK to continue to work on a new Eternal Darkness game sends my ice cold douche chills up my spine.
I'm sure Dyack feels as if he is doing something good by keeping his employees (friends) working. And I can't blame him for feeling that might be more important than making sure a big publisher like Epic receives the money it is owed. But it doesn't make it right. And now he has the nerve to ask for your money!
Yep, he needs you to help kick-start the spiritual successor to Eternal Darkness. Well, considering he has been irresponsible with Activision's money as well as Epic Game's property, I cannot imagine how I or anyone else could trust him. Smooth move, Ex-lax.