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Too Early, or Not Early Enough?
Joe Burling | 11:54 AM on 07.01.2007 19 comments


I'm drunk. It's not even 1pm. I started drinking at 10:30am. Is it to early to be drinking or not early enough?



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Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
I think I'll keep drinking while I ponder this mystery.
Tempus's Destructoid Blog
I had a joint 20mins before you. Srsly not early enough :D
FlatTopJesus's Destructoid Blog
I started drinking at 7:00 last night. I was fairly sober by 1:30. Still a hell of a lot of fun.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
dude pot smoking can and should occur at any time of day. drinking however is only ok after 11:30. AM
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
mainly because I will throw up if I still have the taste of toothepaste in ma mout
FlatTopJesus's Destructoid Blog
Bahamut has a fantastic point.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
BEEFY COX WOOOO!
Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
I'm fully aware of the benefits of pot. Don't think that wasn't the first thing I did this morning. ;-)
BluFire's Destructoid Blog
If you get drunk enough, the time of day won't be a problem.
Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
That's the spirit, BluFire! Perhaps the real question here is, "Am I drunk enough?"
FlatTopJesus's Destructoid Blog
Well your typing is still too nice; so I'd say no, you're not drunk enough.
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
if you can say or type inebriated, then you're not.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Dude, the problem is you started drinking way too late. The solution is to drink some more.
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
i believe you should drink for every consonant in every word in this blog.
including comments.

that might help.
ZiiG360's Destructoid Blog
protip: drink tons at night as to awake drunk. rinse and repeat.
Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
This is good advice all around. I think I shall stay perpetually drunk and I should never have a problem again. Thanks you guys! Dtoid is the best place to go for drinking advice!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
drink always, forever and ever, amen
Detry's Destructoid Blog
There is drunk, and there is "internet" drunk.

If someone is typing stupid and saying they are drunk. LIE.

I can be absolutely shitfaced and pass out at the keyboard for five minutes, gain consciousness for 2 minutes long enough to type a sentence and it will be spelled correctly and be understandable sentences... mostly.

The difference is the actual content of the text.

Ex.

"Fuck you man, my cock is huge. My sister told me so."


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