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Better sexual performance thanks to the PS3
Joe Burling \| 12:25 PM on 10.29.2007	22 comments

Destructoid readers may have the biggest cocks on the internet but all of us struggle with the ladies from time to time. For those of you who aren't performing as well as Gameboi or any other top-notch porn star, trying giving this new move a try. It's called the PS3 Push.

The PS3 Push begins by yelling "Talladega Nights". Then if things don't go so well, halfway through the act pull out a vibrator, announce that you've added rumble, and hope for a strong finish.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

bhive01

Dear Lord Baby Jesus... I thank you for your blessing of rumble on the PS3, and for my smoking hot wife.

Amen.

BlindsideDork

I really don't see how it went from Zack & Wiki to sexual moves/performance.

Regardless, this is made of win! Golden win...

blehman

That poster is 100% win.

Brad Rice

Don't forget to chain her up after a little while, and tell her that she can't go back to her old life. "We cut out backwards compatability, bitch."

Snaileb

If there is ever a rodeo in town you call Buck Fitches, bitches.

Joe Burling

WiiSucks knows who I am! This is the greatest day of my life!!!

Dicky McV, wouldn't the lack of backwards compatibility be better compared to the lack of buttsecks?

slee

HAHAHHAHAHA OHHH SHIT THAT MAKES ME GIGGLE!!

MaxVest

I've always found that lowering my rate (credit cards accepted) results in increased demand, and thus increased confidence.

Virtualgirl

I never struggle with the ladies!

...

0_o

Butmac

@Buck

I find your name offensive in every sense. Please change it to something more tolerable...like maybe...BuckFitchez.

BuckF1tches clearly is implying you want to "fuck bitches." Uncalled for.

BuckFitchez however, well that could just mean anything. Literally anything.

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-Xbox Live Customer Support

Joe Burling

If it was a 360 move, you'd probably have to take Viagra halfway through after breaking down.

If it was a Wii move, you wouldn't be as concerned about your small resolution because you know how to move it.

blehman

Virtualgirl's comment makes my pants uncomfortably tight.

MaxVest

@Virtualgirl: Au contraire.

JeRe38

O_O sweet, love the tag line. I still find it funny that sony said "hmm, what would make our system better or more appealing...RUMBLE!!!" Not like we've had rumble since N64

vaintrain

Needs more Cowbell.

vaintrain

[img]http//www.playfeed.com/blogimages/snl_more_cowbell.jpg[/img]

LostCrichton

That picture is so EPIC! Nice work Joe! I will send you some Dead Guy Ale as payment for a printed poster version of this sent to Portland immediately.

BS3 Owner

^ LOL!

The Incredible Edible Egg

This post got me through work with a smile.

btw, I stole your soc security card last time I was at your place ;)

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