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God damn it
Brocking Chair | 8:01 AM on 09.01.2009 16 comments


I'm tired.

I'm tired of not being able to drive a single straight mile without some asshole hitting sixty up my ass-end. Or driving past a checkpoint. Fuck. Checkpoint? I don't get checked. I get shot at.
But honestly, this all pales to minor nitpicking when we address the fact that I have FUCKING MALARIA.
I'm not in this goddamn country five minutes when I more or less fall into a light coma. Of course it's during that moment my objective, the guy I haven't seen hide or tail of since, decides to pop up.
I've been betrayed, abandoned, used, shot at, run over, somewhat blown up, lit on fire, and driven off a goddamn bridge. I'm fucking done. This place can go to hell. Killing a gun smuggler isn't about to change decades of habit.
I'm going to train cops or some horseshit.






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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 08:30
VWGTI
At first I was like o_0


Then I was like XD
KINGof210's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 08:34
KINGof210
I caught it at "checkpoint" and "malaria." Funny stuff!
diceshow7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 08:41
diceshow7
That game rocked, plain and simple.
Brocking Chair's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 08:54
Brocking Chair
I love it.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 09:05
Cataract
This is fucking great.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 09:20
Kraid
@FreeTouch ; Fuckwaffledoodles XD WTF M8!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 09:39
blehman
I believe you're looking for "goddammit". The way you have it phrased, I'm wondering exactly what "it" is that god damned.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 09:49
Bulkmailer
Fuck that game. Kind of.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 09:55
GoldenGamerXero
It's a short blog but it's a damn good one.
Dtoid Countdown's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 10:43
Dtoid Countdown
Welcome to dtoid, you are already legendary in my book
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 12:20
Joanna Mueller
I hate those days.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 13:06
Blasto
The most important game of 2008 (that sucks balls).
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2009 21:53
welkstar
Possibly the best/most intelligent shortblog ever.
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