WOO! TWOFER! JUST LIKE QUANTUM! I *LOVE* DESTRUCTOID, it's the ONLY blog that lets me be SUPER EXCITE ABOUT A GAME! BUT it's full of cunt-punting, tender nerds that get super butthurt when someone says something they don't agree with! I truly love this community, it's got a nice, warm, fuzzy feeling.

But moving on about how AWESOME QUANTUM IS!

Wow, I don't know about you guys, but that trailer looked REALLY AWESOME.

Who else is excited for Quantum huh!?

Check it, weapon(s? I hope so!):

One handed shotgun thing that shoots... plasma shotgun shells! YEAH! FUCK. YEAH! Did you see that? Unlimited ammo and you just SHOOT!

No recoil! Just how it should be! We all know the whole "idea" of recoil is a Liberal myth anyway.

Did you see that OTHER, MYSTERY gun in that trailer? It shoots like a shotgun! But slow! like a shotgun! It shoots plasma too (woah, deja vu)! AMAZING. Did GoW even bother to put realistic plasma handling guns in their game?! NO.

The enemies seems to be using some sort of sub machine gun thing (plasma I hope!) but those are no match for TWO one-handed plasma auto-shotguns! I wonder why the guy doesn't just hold them both at once together. I bet it's because Temco wants it to come out REALLY REALLY fast! Thanks Temco!

Next up, ENEMIES!

Anyone notice how in this world, no one takes cover and when you get shot at you just move and strafe side to side! YEAH! A.I. TO DA MAXX DUUR! I don't see Gears of War with this type of sophistication.

I saw three enemy types (more than enough), the sword arm thing, the rifle nubs (grunts), magic bird and magic flame shooter and two bosses.

The sword arm guys moved side to side when the guy shot at him, but thank God that there's two amazing SHOTGUNS! No samurai thing can avoid shotgun spread, YEAH IT'S SO OVER THE TOP AND CRAZY! Notice how it's more or less a gun war and the grunts just have SWORDS!? YEAH!

HUMAN RACE; FUCK YEAH! Temco REALLY wants the human race to win, that's why we can forgive Japan for that RE5 malarky and those two black guys that got butthurt can put it behind them!

The rifle nubs? They don't take cover, they don't move around too much, or shoot worth a damn, I think the world in this game everyone's like half blind, thank God the hero decided to bring TWO awesome shotguns!!! NO MISS.

BIRDS JUST SIT THERE! Just like real life! Why are we fighting these aliens again?!

The boss was equally as amazing, both in design (because he looked almost just like his grunts, because they're all weak, and inferior. Inferior to HUMANS! YEAH!) and smarts! He can't see around columns and he just shoots his guns in the air (OMG, Japan's own satire of Americans?! >:O!!!) and he wears armor in like.... 40% of his body, OBVIOUS targets anyone!? YEAH. No body armor for aliens, because they're aliens and their dicks are weird.

AND BIG SPIKE GUY! AMAZING! Big monster, as per TEMCO tradition, he just sat there though and shot a few times, he was probably super surprised he's fighting a guy with unlimited ammo and no recoil! YEAH.

Weird dicks? That makes me think of the ATMOSPHERE.

Anyone notice EVERYTHING IS BLACK!? It's evolving from (CRAPPY) Gears of War's BROWN and BLOOM EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE to AMAZING black and grey everywhere! Who said the PS3's lineup sucked? This is even better than Haze's "all factions use the same basic weapon for some reason" feature!

The architecture is awesome too! For such a futuristic race of alien-demon-knight baddies they sure love the gothic "spikes everywhere" and TWISTY AND BLACK PAINT EVERYWHERE design! Man, GROUNDBREAKING! The demons must be jealous of humans' designs and architecture, that's why they want to take over so bad, to take our art! This is awesome, Liberals and Republicans working towards a single goal!

ARMOR.

The armor just sticks to the human guy! It must be because they need to customize, because he's BAD ASS. All that customization probably takes a lot of time, that's why the human race can only send like two people at a time! But we're so bad ass it's TOTALLY OK.

Last but not least: HOT BITCH.

There was a hot bitch in a metal bikini thing. She had blue hair I think and probably huge knockers! Wait.... Did the hero just do some combo move with her?! OMG CO-OP (eat that GoW!) and COMBO MOVES (eat that PoP)! It's ok because in the future no armor is needed for hot bitches in war, they're hot bitches after all. ANIME NERD DEMOGRAPHIC GET!

I bet she's magic! And that this is all Chopin's dream or some shit!

CONCLUSION.

Who else is completely floored by the presentation it's getting!? I'm so glad I own a PS3! YEAH!

I'm all good for clones but this one is just so well done I don't see HOW PS3 owners would be ashamed!

Sony exclusives department: You're forgiven for Lair, Heavenly Sword's length, Haze and PAIN!

Go PS3! 2009-2010; Year of the PS3 confirmed!?