So since I don't have pictures because I didn't have my camera the whole night and I'm bored in the hotel watchin Ron play with his balls, I figured I'd just write my re-cap asap before I put it off for too long like my last non-existent narp re-cap.

I wanna start off by saying this whole thing was freakin awesome and I'm so glad I got to be apart of it and be able to meet everyone. The dtoid community is seriously one of the best groups of people ever. I've been to a LOT of gamer events in the past few years, and none of them have been as fun as Dtoid parties. No drama, no awkwardness, tons of alchi, tons of gay jokes, EVERYONE has fun, and most of all I've never felt more comfortable with people I've never met or even talked to in my life. Fuckin awesome.

I want to apologize if I was a lil intense last night. Sorry for over humpage and boobie hugs. Sorry to any girls I might have over molested. Hopefully I didn't scar anybody for life... :/
<3

shoutouts... (If I forget peeps, it's prob cuz I met you when I was drunk, or we didnt' talk enough... Or my memory just fuckin sucks.) Sowy :(

Bunny - my fav blow-up doll eva! <3 and re-enacting the GTAIV Strip club scene IRL was freakin awesome. Me likey :P
Meme's vag - Property of Britini
Ron - broke his hand :(
Swifty and Cheeburga - sexiest triplets EVER <33333
Matt - We have the Coolest jackets ever. I wish we could have made an epic "ASK Swifty" video, but :,( BFF's fo lyfe! I am definitely more dorky than you
chee wants my ding dong
Bongdonkey - thanks for the ride and glad we got to chill again. Gorilla
Coonskin - I freakin LOVE you. and best hugs ever
Tazar - is hard to spin... but a very sexy dancer.
Puppet ... Strangely nice? in person and ur freakin cute
Mandie and Suffocat - LA & Cinci NARP... Which one's betta??? CINCIIIIIII (sowy LA)
BigPopaGamer - you're awesome
azn with 5 names and I pathetically can't remember one of em >.<
azn joe - Doesn't like 20 people showing up at his door at 3am with sticker rape
Zserv - isn't legal... and might remember me for the rest of his life... (or maybe just parts of me) :/ PS: Cheats at COD4 by playing against drunk girls.
Rio - I vaguely remember molesting you at the end of the night... and I remember it was good :P
Joe Burlin - is getting butt raped as soon as his sleeping pill kicks in. and 3rd fav blow up doll
CanibalCalvin - is freakin sweet
PetiePal - glad I got to meet you :D
Nico Belic - one dollar Jello shots rule
Austin Powers lookin guy - awesome lapdance
cute girlfriend of someones who loves dancing dirty with me and who I signed at the end of the night <3
Dude who took over the swag table for me so I could drink more - you're freakin awesome.
Gamestop girls - Gamestop girls rule! Normal girls fuckin suck.
Keener - was givin me shit for something... but can't remember what >.<
Ron's hot friend with big titties - very nice :P
(community manager of infinity ward) - I WILL beat you at COD4 :P
random handicap guy who broke his leg falling 3 stories off a cliff... You are very lucky man
thanks to Rockstar, Cod4 and Ninja Gaidens. You make my insides feel funny <3


I'll think of more peeps when my memory starts coming back, or when you guys remind me >.<


PS: I lied... I do have one picture of the triplets. awe...
(why am I smiling like a scary person?)


and me and MeMe


and ron made a boo boo :(




(these are the only pics I have... so if you guys have more and post them, tell me cuz I prob won't see them. Hopefully there isn't TOO bad of pictures :/ )

PSS: Everyone that was at NARP who isn't already on my fl on myspace, add me pwz :)