Hey everyone,

my buddies and I are doing a new podcast this week called "A Fistful Of Tokens," which is basically going to be the videogame equivalent of the BBC Radio 5 sports show "Fighting Talk." More or less, it's a panel-style show where the members are asked questions and respond with hilarious rants, and receive points for punditry and style. There are five questions total. One of the questions is a "user question" where I ask the general gaming public for a response to a simple question. I read the funny ones "on the air." Thing is, people gotta keep their answers short or I can't read 'em.

So, give me your quick one-line zingers to respond to this (ideally should take me no more than 5 - 10 seconds to read):

What videogame franchise needs to be laid to rest, and what should it be replaced with? For the "replacement" you can make something up. This is where the funny comes in, right?

Since this is the first podcast for A Fistful of Tokens, there's no old episodes I can forward you to, but I promise once episode 1 is live I'll let you know! Gimme your contact info if you want me to let you know as soon as it's live or something.

For more info on the format, download the fighting talk podcast (somewhere on the bbc site) or check the wikipedia entry (somewhere on the wikipedia site).

GUESS WHO'S TOO LAZY TO FIND LINKS HA HA! Also posted this on the forums so EFF YOU I AM SPAMMING DESTRUCTOID NOW I GUESS. I GET A FREE PASS SINCE THE SITE OWES ME LIKE 6 FREE BEERS FOR FRONTPAGED ARTICLES WHICH I HAVE YET TO DRINK!!!!!!!!!!