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I am me. I grew up gaming and now am pretty much stuck with it. Graduated with a B.S. in Computer Science. Looking for a job. I am hoping to one day break into the gaming industry and leave my mark upon it.

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RSC Asks for new names for the LHC, I step up. (Game related after a fashion)
Brian Keljore \| 1:21 PM on 09.13.2008	14 comments

http://www.rsc.org/AboutUs/News/PressReleases/2008/RenameLHC.asp

So for those of you too lazy to read, the Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC) is seeking new names for the Large Hadron Collider(LHC) with the chosen name to be announced next Wednesday and the sender receiving a bounty of £500.

Now, one might ask, "Brian, how is this video game related at all?"

Well dear reader, I'll tell you how. Better yet, I'll show you! Behold, my name for the LHC!

That's right boys and girls, I did indeed suggest the name "Mammon Machine."

That is all.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Daxelman

The Trent Reznor Collider.

Check. Mate.

Brian Keljore

Daxelman

You know, the shocking thing about that is, Trent doesn't use Windows.

I think?

MrSadistic

gay dad

DJP3DRO

You know they did that on purpose, right Brian?

king3vbo

Sorry Daxelman, but Mammon Machine is, and will always be the greatest choice ever.

Brian Keljore

DJp3dro: Yeah I did, but its still freaking hilarious.

Daxelman

Im sorry King3vbo, but I respectfully disagree.

I would like Ron Paul Collider as well, now that I get on to actually thinking about it.

randombullseye

Why not call it Lavos?

MaxVest

Piña Collider.

Puppy Licks

Call it Shodan.

Brian Keljore

@ Robotfart: That would be awesome if we were talking about an AI

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