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Large Hadron Collider renamed, I /facepalm.
Brian Keljore | 5:10 PM on 09.17.2008 30 comments


Aaron Borges of Rhode Island is the winner of the contest to rename the collider with the name of Halo.


Everyone, do it with me now.



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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:22
Hamza CTZ Aziz
It's not named after the game.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:23
Corak
I would have prefered Gordon, but its to late now.
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:30
Brian Keljore
@ Hamza: "It was by far the most popular entry, with hundreds of people suggesting the name. The winner of the competition was chosen at random from those who suggested Halo; this was Aaron Borges of Rhode Island, USA, who wins $892 (£500)"


I am pretty sure its a safe bet that most of the people suggesting the name where referencing the game, namely the device from the game. The justification they give stinks of PR garbage speak. Besides, this contest was held on the internet.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:37
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Actually, you may be right. And in a way, if it is named after the game, it fits. Halo is a giant gun that could destroy the universe, so could the LHC, lol.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:37
Brian Szabelski
So... when do we all get to be Spartans and fight The Covenant?
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:38
ryu89
DAMNIT deep thought would have been a great name....
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:38
Brian Keljore
@ Hamza: This calls for some internet Matlockery!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:39
Brian Szabelski
Also, further proof gamers had something to do with it:

"Black Mesa, the name of an ill-fated research facility in the computer game franchise Half-life, was particularly well represented by gamers who Dugg media coverage of the competition on the social bookmarking site Digg."
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:42
pendelton21
...god dammit...
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:44
SteamyV
It's also only a "suggestion" to the CERN folks, so this isn't exactly legit. Yet.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:53
CelicaCrazed
I'd personally name it "Dooms-Day-Device" but you know, that's just me :P. I'd honestly love to hear the world's reaction to the name haha.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:56
MrSadistic
doom III: resurrection of evil device
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 17:57
king3vbo
Black Mesa would have been awesome
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:05
TheDreadHawk
@ King3vbo

That or Aperture, lol.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:09
MrSadistic
i'm still going with gay dad

would have been a really spiffy name
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:26
Zen Albatross
i think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh fight alein and doesn't afraid of anything.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:27
Guagloves
Black Mesa ftw
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:37
Danl Haas
Black Mesa would have been much better. Goddamn casuals.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:57
Darren Nakamura
Yes, Black Mesa or Aperture Laboratory would have been great. Halo is still fitting though. Who wants to bet that CERN just keeps it as the LHC though?
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 18:59
Steel Squirrel
I vote, The Hardon Colllider.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 20:02
MechaMonkey
As long as it keeps on Large Hadron Collidin', I don't care what it's called.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 22:44
Electro Lemon
I'm still calling it Black Mesa.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 22:44
Samit Sarkar
I fear for the future of humanity.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 23:40
ace of knaves
Well that's...wait...what?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2008 23:59
Excel-2011
"Halo conjures visions of radiant beauty, power and wisdom. The circle of light reflects the collider's form; it is a crowning achievement of science and engineering. It also gives more than a nod to the experiment's importance to religious debate."
A ha ha ha ha ha!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 00:18
Sharpless
Black Mesa is win. Halo is teh ghey. People are welcome to like whatever they want, but I'm finding Halo-twats more and more intolerable.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 01:00
JRisJunior
and the fucker won $892 just by naming it? WTF?!?!
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 01:49
RJG
Halo is a fitting name, on account of it being a giant circle and all. I don't get what the big deal is. Sure, it shares the same name as a game, but if you're hatred for the game extends to its very name, then there is clearly a problem with your thinking and emotional responses.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2008 01:52
Too Much Coffee Man
Lots suggested that to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything, we should name the experiment after the computer designed to do just that in Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Deep Thought.

That's what I would have gone with.
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