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THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR. (NVGR) (shortblog)
BreakTargets \| 4:59 PM on 12.06.2009	37 comments

I know this is my first blog post ever, but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS STUPID AND TRYING TO BE FUNNY, BUT NOTHING HERE IS EVER FUNNY! I WANT YOU ALL TO STOP TRYING!

There's only one thing funny on the internet and it's this.
(this is the same thing, but a different user.)

And if anyone makes this into a meme, I swear to god, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET BANNED. Because memes are the most stupidest thing ever.

Also don't bother commenting on this because I know it's going to be stupid.

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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35

Xzyliac

Awmigod did you, some random first poster, just threaten to try and get people banned?

What?

Cartman

That shit dont fly with us.

Also, Cool story bro.

phantomile

lol

Monodi

Tubatic

nononono because if it was a BOMB, then the alarms would go off because all these ships have bomb detectors!

TewDee

Shut the fuck up.

Really.

Handy

He�s right, we should all stop and make fun him instead.

Bugsport

You're slime of the lowest caliber. You act upon people as if they are to be commanded by your superior intellect, when in reality you are a blithering idiot with no feasible commandment of smarter, superior beings on destructoid or even the english language.
crawl back in your hole and bother us no more, you pedantic simpleton.

Bugsport

I was talking about the poster and not my fellow commenters.
I say this for clarity's sake, of course.

Zombutler

oh man, video games?

Handy

I meant we should all stop and make fun of him instead, of him.

God I�m tired.

nukka jdav

I made a blog meme'ing him, but then realized it is too soon. Much too soon.

Kraid

The line , it has been drawn HEIEEEAH!

Xzyliac

@nukka jdav
Aw. I greatly enjoyed it.

nukka jdav

@Xzyliac I'm sorry. I feel like it must be done, but as my first blog in months I cannot justify it.

That doesn't mean someone else can't or won't...he is blatantly asking for it.

AstralDrmz

@nukka jdav
I was going to review Tubatic's comment on this blog, but I feel the same way as you. I haven't blogged in a couple months, so I might as well make the next one a decent one.

Naim Master

Shiiiit, we're messing with Break fucking Target here, guys!

ace of knaves

I'm gonna banish this douche to time limbo...or something. I don't know, what did I even establish I could do? Fuck it.

Takeshi

You and what army?

aborto thefetus

Why the hell do these type of people exist?

AfroWalrus

Your bottom is full of poo.

confusionbomb

A Troll approaches!
Command?

Xzyliac

@ace of knaves
Asian Kneau Reeves?

campbell00

If ironic = hilarious

If serious = ...

ace of knaves

@Xzyliac
Yeah, something like that.

MechaMonkey

If this doesn't get made into a meme, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET BANNED.

vApathyv

Wait...is that Silver The Hedgehog as your gamerpic? And your last played game is Sonic Unleashed? Sir, I do believe you've just invalidated your own opinion. If that's your taste in gaming, I'm quite sure your taste in humor won't fare much better.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

"I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET BANNED"

Rrrrrriiiiggghhhhhhttttttt

Skribble

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

RonBurgandy2010

LOL @ Hamza

randombullseye

I feel like this is a news program only billy couldn't think of a name for it!

randombullseye

Also as the King of all meme's, I declare "I WILL GET YOU BANNED" a meme.

Your king has spoken.

Script-br

Also, cocks.

mistic

woooooooohooooooooooooo finally a n00b on dtoid that has a lower gamerscore then me :p

seriously dude... meme's are the joy of this community, if you don't like it, GTFO!!!

Electrium

You keep coming back here to complain about how much you hate this place. I don't understand it.

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