Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is not my Turning Point gaming rig! A 6-year old, 2.49 Ghz Pentium 4 Hewlett-Packard desktop. S-Mart's bottom-to-near-bottom of the line. You can find this in the home electronics department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, maybe. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a DVD burner, cobalt blue steel, and a 1 gig of RAM. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
How many steins and Dairy Queen napkins do you have on your computer desk? Cut back on the DQ Blizzard's dude and try drinking a domestic beer once in a while.
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How many steins and Dairy Queen napkins do you have on your computer desk? Cut back on the DQ Blizzard's dude and try drinking a domestic beer once in a while.
I love you
Nice cups you got there.
You're desk is almost as cluttered and confusing as mine. Nice work.
You don't even play PC games you bucket of twat-vomit!
bucket of twat vomit.. lol ew
John: Dosbox would say otherwise!
The steins are all Rumph pieces that are about to get Ebayed, I think. They belong to my womern.
when do we get MAME Cab pics!!!
Are those Urns you have on top of your desk with the ashes of your fallen foes??
You can't argue with an AoD reference.
THIS? THIS IS MY GAMING RIG!!!
Galagabug: MAME cabinet is temporarily back-burnered, as I got laid off just after my roof sprung a leak! Damn priorities an' shit, you know.
that sucks man, sorry.