Like a horrible, baby-mutilating, burning train-wreck you just can't turn away from, the G.I. Joe film is somehow impossible for me to ignore.
News from the producer confirms the presence of Destro who is pretty much guaranteed to have
some sort of accent (Scottish or not is yet to be determined). Also confirmed are Zartan and Hawk
The producer also confirms the presence of a character who in early drafts of the script becomes... COBRA COMMANDER?
Movie saved?
Not quite.
Remember:
The full article can be found
here.