I've got this rare edition Dtoid "Also, Cocks" to just give away! At least I think it's rare. There's still an ugly, charcoal-colored version for sale, but forget about that one. This is beautiful olive original. I've worn it once, maybe, and unlike most other things in my house, I don't think I've ever jizzed on it. It's a Medium.



So here's the deal. You've got a little over 24 hours to make me lol. Anything submitted before 11 am tomorrow morning is fair game. If it's against the site TOS, I guess you should link me with a NSFW disclaimer. Otherwise, go for it. It doesn't have to be original, as I know the internet has some trouble with that. It can be just a comment, a picture, a video, a song; I don't care. First LUL winz.

It will probably be Tuesday before I post the winner, at which point I will PM you for your addy and send you your kickass laser crunch shirt.

PROTIP: I'm a sucker for kitties, falling down, and vomitting.