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Pop music loving closet goth moonlighting as a heavy metal crusader. I have the CD collection of a serial killer, and, ladies, I know how to rock a 5-button Gibson. Watch out!
UMK 3 makes me smash things.

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You can now go to the Rock Band 2 site and enter your verification code to be eligible for the 20 DLC bonus tracks that will be available in a "couple weeks" (or did it say a "few"?, I can't remember). Yeah, that's right. You can now enter the code to verify your email. THEN, they'll send you an email when the tracks are ready. :-\

You're gonna have to verify your email anyway, so you may as well go ahead and get to it. You lazy bums.

Sorry this post is rame. I'm tired.


A couple of days ago, I announced a contest in which you could win a super sweet Destructoid tee by making the undead laugh. In the rules I had posted that the first LUL would win, and almost immediately regretted that, deciding that the most effective laugh-inducer should, in fact, take the proverbial cake. No worries, however, as Jonathan Kerr, an early entrant, achieved both the first and most epic lul, with an old man falling UP an escalator. What a twist!

Winning Entry:
Jonathan Kerr
Old Man Falls Up Escalator.

This video is funny for so many reasons... In just a few seconds you see this man transition from panic, to confusion, and then finally, submission as he floats hopelessly off the top of the frame. Also, he fell down. Or up. Anyway, it was awesome. Thanks Jonathan! Your rags are in the mail (figuratively speaking)!

1st Runner-Up:

Vongore gets absolutely nothing for being second best, but I felt like it was worth mentioning anyway. I'd already mentioned in one of the threads blasting the MK vs. DC debacle that I have a hard-on for Batman, and this comic is just priceless. Look at Batman's totally pissed-off, determined expression. He's pouring all his rage into that dickbutt drawing. And then, THEN, the guy at the end does not look surprised like he should. No, he looks like that damn Batman got him again! Ha!

Thanks to everyone else that entered. There was a whole lotta funny goin' on. If I ever decide I no longer have room for other keen, video-gamey things, you'll be the first to know.

I've got this rare edition Dtoid "Also, Cocks" to just give away! At least I think it's rare. There's still an ugly, charcoal-colored version for sale, but forget about that one. This is beautiful olive original. I've worn it once, maybe, and unlike most other things in my house, I don't think I've ever jizzed on it. It's a Medium.

So here's the deal. You've got a little over 24 hours to make me lol. Anything submitted before 11 am tomorrow morning is fair game. If it's against the site TOS, I guess you should link me with a NSFW disclaimer. Otherwise, go for it. It doesn't have to be original, as I know the internet has some trouble with that. It can be just a comment, a picture, a video, a song; I don't care. First LUL winz.

It will probably be Tuesday before I post the winner, at which point I will PM you for your addy and send you your kickass laser crunch shirt.

PROTIP: I'm a sucker for kitties, falling down, and vomitting.

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is not my Turning Point gaming rig! A 6-year old, 2.49 Ghz Pentium 4 Hewlett-Packard desktop. S-Mart's bottom-to-near-bottom of the line. You can find this in the home electronics department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, maybe. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a DVD burner, cobalt blue steel, and a 1 gig of RAM. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

So, Blindside Dork beat me too the Gambit news, but I still got something for ya, I swear!

Looks like Ryan Reynolds has taken a small role as that wise-cracking mercenary with the mangled face, Deadpool! Evidently Reynolds is a hardcore Deadpool fan and had said months ago that he would "forgo anything" to play Deadpool in some form. Well, he got his wish. Again, it is supposed to be a small role, but one that could possibly set Deadpool up for his own movie, as Marvel is doing more to set up character cross-ups now that they have more say-so in the final outcomes. You know Sam Jackson is playing Nick Fury in Iron Man, but did you know that Iron Man will be appearing in The Incredible Hulk? Awesome, huh?

Not only that, but Will.I.Am of the Black-Eyed Peas will have some sort of cameo role in Woverine movie AND the Blob will make an appearance.



I've never seen this before, but it looks fairly old.

I think Chun-Li is a trap!