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I love all genres but 2D platformers will always be my favorite. A lot of great new games have come out in the recent times, but I honestly don't believe anything will ever top the SNES years. I grew up a loyal Nintendo fanboy, but (like many) realized the error of my ways too late with the passing of the Dreamcast. I miss the days when gaming was for geeks only, and anxiusly await (with both hope and dread) for the next generation of gaming...
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If you don't LOL at this idiot then there is something wrong with you (NVGR)
Brando | 1:45 PM on 05.21.2009 26 comments




I don't normally post too many blogs because I'm way to busy but this needs to be shared. While video games are my biggest hobby, motorcycling is a close second, and as such I frequent a number of biker communities in addition to Destructoid. Well today the biker world has been set ablaze by perhaps the biggest tool of all time.

Found in a Suzuki forum, a seemingly normal help thread starts off innocently enough. Some idiot dumped two bottles of NOS fuel additive into his bike without reading the instructions and it died. Yes, its a groan worthy mistake (you would normally only add a few ounces as its almost pure kerosene) but here is the real kicker. After about 2 pages of discussion the OP realizes that he didn't add two bottles of NOS fuel additive, he added two bottles of NOS energy drink. The fact that it had nutrition facts and the giant words "energy drink" on the bottles didn't stop him. My god. Next time he should use red bull and fly himself home...



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PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:34
PwnanObrien
Thanks for forcing me to click "deny" on firefox trying to set 26 cookies.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:34
MrSadistic
yo dawg I herd u like nos
baronvongaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:44
baronvongaming
Haha the term stupity does not give this justice lol.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:53
Naim Master
@mr sadistic
So we put NOS in a bike? That makes no fucking sense !
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 15:16
Chris Carter
All I can think about when I hear the term "NOS" is Vin Diesel.

IM IN YOUR FACE

By the way, your avatar kicks all kinds of ass. I had the top score in my school in 4th grade: no one could beat it.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 15:18
IronPikeman
LOLOL... Seriously? This guy must have been "doping" or something.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 15:28
SnakeDude4Life
Yes. Soo good.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 15:33
fetusmilk
it gives me an extra 30HP to my shoes.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 15:49
PappaDukes
oh my lawd that is some seriously funny shit.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:20
Crunshii
now the last image was funny lol.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:20
Aziel13
XD fecking fail
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:37
MechaMonkey
Brainderailment uses HILARIOUS IMAGE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 17:01
Monodi
@brainderailment

Fucking win
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 18:30
Puppy Licks
This is nice, real nice :)
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 19:47
Clint
Wait a minute, I just realized something. Your avatar is fucking Number Munchers :D
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 20:07
DaedHead8
Reminds me of the thread where some guy sucked sand into his Honda's engine in order to "port and polish" it. It also reminds me of the thread where the newbie with the mustang was changing his oil and he actually listened when someone told him to run several gallons of water through his engine after draining the old oil but before adding the new oil. Some people do some ridiculous things to cars.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 20:31
HydroTonix
Video games?
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 22:29
de BLOO
DAYUM
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 23:19
BS3 Owner
Lawsuit? Didn't think so.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 23:25
garison
Games that you play on video machines.
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