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DC: Rez, Marvel v Capcom 2, Shenmue II, Powerstone 2, Samba de Amigo

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GBA: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, LoZ: Minish Cap, Golden Sun, Tactics Ogre: The Knights of Lotus, Pokemon Sapphire

DS: Pokemon Diamond, Animal Crossing Wild World, M&L: Bowser's Inside Story, Professor Layton and the Curious Village, Castlevania: PoR

PSP: FFT: War of the Lions, FFVII: Crisis Core, Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth, Lumines, Metal Gear Ac!d


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Is Rain Doing Videogames a Disservice?
Brandnamecommercial | 8:18 PM on 02.01.2010 11 comments


You know how the rain sometimes dictates what you will wear for the day, or even what you will do that day? Yeah, well that’s retarded.
Not related to video games you say? Well, how depressingly wrong you are. Leave right now in shame. Come back when you’re ready to be mentally raped by knowledge. Also, while you’re gone, check to make sure your health insurance provider covers SCROTAL EXPLOSION, because that’s what’s about to happen.




It’s common knowledge that rain has been around since the time of the Ancient Greeks, when Columbus first discovered it off the coast of Pangaea. What isn’t common knowledge however, is that rain hates all living things and wishes only the worst for all of earth’s creatures. Seeing as video games cause people pleasure, it is only natural to assume weather hates them with the power of a thousand pockets of low pressure.




Case and point(s):

Rain can damage video games:
Let’s say you just bought a brand new copy of Let’s Dance for the Nintendo Wii. Now if rain liked video games, and you were to set this copy of Let’s Dance in your yard during a flash flood watch, it would in theory remain their untouched the next day. However, in real life rain could care less, and would happily take any and all steps necessary to prevent you from dancing stupidly in front of a television.


A lack of rain can promote activities that are not video games:

Have you ever gone outside and did something “active” because it was such a nice day? Well, you my friend just fell into rain’s trap. Unless you account for death by Mountain Dew induced Diabetes, more people die engaging in non video game related activities every year than die from any other kind of activity.


Local weathermen are always trying to show off their penis size:




Rain is not a movie and should stop acting like one:



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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 21:40
Xzyliac
These blogs plus Kraid's GIFs are making my day.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 22:46
Los255
Rain has affected another person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVefZDgvFJc

Godspeed.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 23:02
RenegadePanda
You got the image Kraid passed on my blog.

Congratulations.
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 23:22
Brandnamecommercial
@RenagadePanda
Good thing I read your comments section, because now I have some much needed context.

Actually, I don't know how much context really matters when your dealing with a GIF of Captain Kirk gnawing on a carrot, but it made it more meaningful.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 23:40
Tony Ponce
I saw "Rain" and thought you were talking about this guy:



Now I'm disappointed.
SAMA1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 00:39
SAMA1984
I thought you were talking about Heavy Rain for a moment, and had a WTF moment.

Yes, rain can damage game systems and CDs if they get wet, which is why we usually keep them indoors. If the ceiling starts to leak, you may have a bigger problem than trying to preserve your game collection. Especially if you have another floor above you.

As for outside activities, be smart and make it a point to turn gaming into an "activity" to socialize with friends when they're not physically around. Also, a little fresh air never hurt anyone. I suggest you manage your free time so that you have time to game and time to go out and exercise.
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 01:24
SBC Slam
This was fucking hilarious, dude. Cheers!
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 08:25
nekobun
I saw "Rain" and thought you were talking about this guy:



Now I'm disappointed.
Christian Huey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2010 14:48
Christian Huey
I'm gonna tell mom you're precipitation-sexual.
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