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KillZone 2 Review - Why It Sucks
BrainLazy | 10:18 PM on 03.01.2009 28 comments


Haiku Review:

KillZone 2 Review
Not That Great Of A Game But
Maybe Worth Renting



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doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2009 23:43
doctor insidious
You are the zen master of suck
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2009 23:56
Puppy Licks
heres my own haiku review:

your latest c-blog
needs less filler, more content
Dtoid's not a dump
BrainLazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 00:15
BrainLazy
Yea, I was thinking I need to truncate the review. I want to try and hit 3-4 minutes per review. I'm really need to write a script before I start reviewing.

Thanks for the input!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 01:07
ChronosWing
No dumb ass, this is not a place to dump your jackass video reviews, there are forums for such things.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 01:46
Josh Tolentino
As above. It wouldn't be so bad if you added something new to the discussion, but you're basically rambling. You may have as well listed it in bullet points:

- Graphics: Better than Gears, but not THAT much better, with a weird aside about the unreal engine being everywhere.
- Sound: ok
- Story: ok
- Multiplayer: ranks are neat
- Control: Heavy, it doesn't control like the Orange Box, CoD4, etc.
- Sixaxis bullshit is bullshit, but there's some nice sixaxis bullshit
- Rent it
- Weak haiku

Work on your scripts, at the very least.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 01:54
Red TheHaze Veron
Here we go again damnit. I just dealt with the GameDungeon people a couple of weeks ago. The Destructoid C-Blogs are not just another place for you to dump your videos hoping for hits. It's a place for you to share original content and some stuff like yours but dont just do it without proper introduction.

You can't just barge in here with your video, its the internet, ANYONE can make a video, especially with a flamebait-y title like yours. The Dtoid C-Blogs isn't as impersonal like shit you see on Digg, it's called a Community for a reason. Introduce yourself first and we won't give you shit. We'll actually watch your video and give you proper feedback.

Here's something for you to do:
1.) Get an avatar pic
2.) Make an introductory post of yourself as a gamer, we don't know anything about you so we might think you're just another troll.
3.) That's when you post your videos
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 02:07
Vitamin Awesome
There's uh.... a lot of uh... "uh..." going on in uh.... this uh.... video review.

Writing out a script and reading from that should eliminate that. Maybe do a bit more with being a voiceover instead of being another talking head on Youtube.

Also, write some accompanying text, and elaborate in the story without trying to cram everything into the video. Keep it short, keep it simple.
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 02:59
doctor insidious
Hide this piece of shit blog. Here's a haiku for you:
You are fail
This blog is fail
Fail fail fail fail
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 06:01
PenKaizen
I disagree with the sticky aiming/auto aim statement. It makes the game harder and more challenging with out it. It gives the game more depth if it's difficult to adapt to because you need to master the control scheme.

Auto aiming makes the game more casual in the respect that people can pick it up and kill people more easily (Multiplayer). Whereas people like me want to fight people that are skillful and good with the game.

The game really does define what a "Hardcore" game is.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 06:22
wardrox
They don't have sticky? Can't say I've had a problem with that so far. I mean, I love L4D and I don't think that has it.

If you're finding it hard to aim, turn the difficulty down. It's a decision decision by the makers rather than a mistake. I dislike Gears because of the clunkyness, but for some reason find it works in the FPS world.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 08:31
RonBurgandy2010
Killzone 2 isn't supposed to be a Halo-killer, Killzone 1 was supposed to be (but obviously failed). Get your facts straight.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 08:59
TheDreadHawk
Guys look at my e-peen it's huge!
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 09:17
Corak
What Redzie said
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 09:56
AngelsDontBurn
Maybe worth renting? You're retarded. There's a ton of replay value in this game that makes it worth buying. The only real problem I've had with it are the floaty controls. But after tampering with the sensitivity, I got used to it.

So all in all, I love it and I think it's worth buying if you have a PS3. More so than any of the other FPS exclusives.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 09:58
Qraze
i love the game but i hate you.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 10:15
EternalDeathSlayer
Look at that guy - He's a fucking douchebag.

Get a job or something, stop wasting your time, you're not going to be popular on the internet. Get a life.

Go play games. Anything but this shit.

Please, for the children.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 10:17
pascuz46
Bottom line of your 'review' this game sucks because it doesn't have "sticky aiming' as you put it. Sorry that it's taking you so long to learn how to play the game, I'll go ahead and enjoy the hell out of this game like many other people. By the way, Burgandy is right, this isn't suppose to be a halo killer, it suppose to be a FPS. Go ahead and trade it in so you can get some money back to back something else, like the Limited edition Halo 3 box set or some thing like that.
BrainLazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 11:05
BrainLazy
Thank you for the input guys. Sorry for "dumping" here. It won't happen again, I assure you. Still very new to video reviewing process and still trying to play around with different editing techniques, lighting, microphone *script*.

I wanted to give one last go, without using a script, because I was hoping it may come off more genuine, but there is a ton of "Oh's and umms" in there which just lengthen it out.

I'm not a fan of G4TV's reviews because they seem purposefully hammy and I like the quick pacing of ZP but I don't want to just copy it, so I am trying out a lot of different approaches.

This is the first time I posted to Destructoid, however, and, once again, I will not treat it as a dump. So I do apologize for that.

I really appreciate the constructive criticism to those that gave it. Thanks for your time.
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 11:13
Tomasz
Sorry BrainLazy, some of the people in this community are total dicks. For your next review, try scripting and focus on showing shots of the game rather than yourself. No offense, but the aim of a video review is to see the game. Also, short and sweet and avoid flamebait titles.
BrainLazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 11:47
BrainLazy
@Tomasz

Well, the irate comments are placed because of the flamebait title. So I don't take them personally. I agree the title is flamebait, but I think I want to keep the "Why it sucks" theme going. I just need to preface it with "Whatever doesn't suck should be assumed worthwhile." Plus, if I just focus on whats bad about the game it would shorten the length of the video as well. Thoughts?

My next review is going to be "Halo Wars - Why It Sucks" I think I may have to purchase that Hava unit to get HD video captures.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 12:11
RonBurgandy2010
I have to admit BrainLazy, you're taking this heavy shitstorm very nicely. It's actually kind of admirable. People are usually crying by this point. Now I kind of want you to succeed.

Maybe try showing just the game in your reviews rather than mostly you (ugly fucker hahaha, just kidding) and show off what you are talking about in the game. And get an avatar, we have been trained to brutalize anyone, no matter who they are, who doesn't have an avatar, as you already know.

Welcome to Destructoid.
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 13:40
Tomasz
@ Brainlazy

I guess I can see your logic. Having a themed "Why It Sucks" video review series would set you apart from the thousands of gamers doing video reviews but... you're not going to get a positive response from your audience. There's been a recent surge of "cynical gamers" out there and if you want to distinguish yourself from the douchebags that talk shit just to talk shit, you're going to have to take your project in a new direction. For example, Ben Yahtzee rips on pretty much every game ever but it's funny, well thought out and he doesn't take himself seriously.
BrainLazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 16:17
BrainLazy
@Tomasz

I can definitely see where you are coming from. And I agree. Again, I want to follow ZP's line and not directly copy it because I don't believe I could pull off what Yahtzee does in any fashion and ultimately it would just fall flat.

It's going to be a tight rope to walk that line of balancing "cynical gamer" and staying relevant. I will continue to work on editing techniques and how to best apply them, to which I am very open.

Certainly from what I have seen, I definitely need to work a script, keep it concise and back up my viewpoint with my actual gameplay. Largely this is still new to me and I have a list of fixes that need to be applied on future reviews. Thanks again!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2009 20:53
Chris Carter
@Brainlazy

I look forward to more actual C-blogs by you! Welcome! I hope you weren't scared off by the "meanies". I completely disagree but at least you attempted to explain your points.
Sirapak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:06
Sirapak
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