Nick Chester cheats, wins against Brad Nicholson in SF IV
April 30th, 2009 -- Brad Nicholson PR Company
Late this afternoon, Street Fighter IV World Champion Brad Nicholson (using Zangief) was defeated by Destructoid dot com's Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester (using Ken) in two separate, three-round matches. Unfortunately, Chester didn’t manage to beat Nicholson fairly. Destructoid's daddy used a variety of cheap tactics, hacks, and exploits to take down the world’s greatest Street Fighter IV player.
In the first round of the first match, Chester told Nicholson to stop play so he could answer his door. When Nicholson looked away from the screen, Chester attacked him several times, putting his health near zero. Although frustrated and dismayed, Nicholson tried to mount a comeback. He would ultimately lose the round.
During the second round of the first match, Chester modem glitched -- tapped the "Standby" button on his modem -- in order to slow Nicholson down and gain the upper hand. He succeeded.
In the second match, Chester decided to taunt Nicholson by calling him dirty names and proceeded to use a Gameshark to change his character, Ken, into Godzilla. Nicholson’s Zangief couldn’t Lariat or bear hug the towering lizard. Nicholson lost both rounds.
"I'm mildly disappointed with how it went down," Brad Nicholson said. "I was really expecting some decently competitive matches. Obviously, Nick [Chester] knew I would win and resorted to poor tactics."
"I’m the greatest Street Fighter IV player ever," Nicholson added. "I've never lost a match fair and square."
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About Brad Nicholson
He's the greatest Street Fighter IV player of all time. He also hates it when he loses at Street Fighter IV and has a serious problem admitting that it happened.
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(# 0) on 05/01/2009 11:35
Things Nick has lost: Arm-wrestling, Drumming "You Oughta Know"
You're still 1 for 3, Brutal.
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(# 8) on 05/01/2009 12:46
CHESTER!!!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!
(# 9) on 05/01/2009 13:05
Is that why you're dodging my Player Match invites? :)
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(# 14) on 05/01/2009 16:32
I'll be on and off throughout the night. Here's hoping. I haven't really fought a good Zangief in ages.
(# 15) on 05/01/2009 17:03
If he wanted to do that he would have just face me.
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