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Why Winston is Unquestionably the Best Ghostbuster: A Detailed Compendium of My Rationale
Booerns | 1:05 PM on 07.22.2009 12 comments




After completing a play-through of the new Ghostbusters game and carefully scrutinizing the qualities of each individual Ghostbuster, it dawned on me how outrageously superior Winston is to his teammates (even if you include Rick Moreanus). Below I've described the fundamental principles behind my claim.

NOTE: Anyone interested in engaging in a structured, Oxford-style debate on the matter, please remember to use proper MLA Formatting when citing your sources. Also, please maintain parallel structure within your bibliography; a common mistake is to list one journal using its abbreviation (e.g., "The Japanese Journal of Clinical Oncology" as simply "Jpn J Clin Oncol") while using full journal names for other references. There is no excuse for such lazy errors.

That being said, I'll begin to outline my argument.

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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 13:29
Chris Carter
He's my least favorite; he whines too much ("I hope my paycheck covers this! Ahwahwahwah). Ray kind of even irks me every once in a while because of the sheer amount of times he's completely fucked everything up. RAY...WHAT DID YOU DO????


It's all about Egon baby <3 <3 <3
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 13:30
Bulkmailer
I see you mentioned formatting....

Anyways your argument is impossible to debate.
Booerns's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 17:16
Booerns
@ Bulkmailer
Touché, the MacBook I use at work added it's own little formatting style.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 17:56
DaedHead8
@Magnalon

The fact that Ray fucks up all the time is precisely why he is the best. Without Ray there is no story.
EnoSachran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 21:15
EnoSachran
Winston is truly the most magnificent addition to the Ghostbusters crew.

After all, he's seen shit that'll turn you white.


(Obligatory Michael Jackson joke in 3...2...1...)
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 22:34
taumpytears
Do you like the simpsons? I think you like the simpsons.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 15:08
Char Aznable
I guess Venkman is too obvious of a choice. He gets the best lines, though! For God's sake, the "this man has no dick" line will go down in history.

Yeah, I was also going to ask what Taumpytears is referring to. Was Hans Moleman involved in the creation of your user name and was he, in fact, saying "Boo-urns" (or "booerns")?
Booerns's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2009 15:51
Booerns
@ TAUMPYTEARS
There's too many sweet lines in those movies to even count. And yes, you both got the reference, Moleman and Smithers played a big hand in the concption of my name, and Moleman wasn't Booing, he was cheering for Mr. Booerns.

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1K3HfzqHQk".
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 11:45
Deathofthedead
Congratulations, you've kept me momentarily entertained on a Sunday. Well done sir.

Besides, I'm pretty sure that Winston's the best for one more reason.
Booerns's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2009 15:31
Booerns
@ DEATHOFTHEDEAD

Hah, nice, I think watching Winston walk through that door when I was 5 may have been the highlight of my life.
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