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12:13 PM on 04.28.2010

Boatz got his gaming crap back at Easter, part 1: Mass Effect 2

[WARNING: This article is packed full of yummy Mass Effect 2 spoilers, which, while high in fiber, will ruin your enjoyment of the game if you have foolishly not played it yet. Now eat your broccoli.] So, I returned to unive...   read

11:37 AM on 01.24.2010

The Future: Sonic The Hedgehog, an Obituary

[Authors Note: Whilst most of this doesn't fit my general opinion of recent Sonic games (I actually think most of the 3-D Sonics were quite good), I figured, given the general opinion on Sonic these days, this might be someth...   read

3:19 PM on 12.06.2009

Boatz's review on this whole motherfucking debacle

So, Jim wrote a review of a game. A lot of you didn't agree. Oh well. His bad review shouldn't alter YOUR perception of the game unless you are very insecure. So please STFU about it. It is a shame though, because I REALLY liked Avatar too. Incidentally, this is gonna look REALLY good on the weekend Cblog recaps. Final Score: Finland/Norway   read

9:39 AM on 11.13.2009

RE: "No Russian" Rev Rant

[AVAST, there be spoilers ahead.] So, Modern warfare 2 finally dropped. As it happens, most people think its a very good game. But one thing that dropped far before the game itself was the heavily violent and controversial l...   read

11:26 AM on 11.09.2009

Why Tails is blatantly better than Sonic

Miles “Tails” Prower is a character who's taken a considerable amount of flak since his conception. Charitably, people describe him as an annoying whiny bitch, and uncharitably, some people would describe him as someone who...   read

8:56 AM on 09.23.2009

The Forgotten: Team Fortress 2 in 2007

[AUTHOR'S NOTE: It might not look like I'm really on topic with this Monthly Musing, but I do have a point, so make sure you read until the end. Also, cocks. Tr00 dat.] It stands to reason that, if you are even slightly inte...   read

3:46 PM on 09.02.2009

Peniless? Cash flow trouble? Cheapskate? There are free games out there you know, and they're not all bad.

The world of video games is, let’s not beat around the bush, bloody expensive. Unlike music and films, the price of your disk can cost upwards of thirty-five pounds, and that’s not including the console needed to play it, and...   read

11:17 AM on 08.26.2009

Review: Mass Effect DLC, Pinnacle Station

But before we get reviewing, WOOO my banner finally got there, and it only took 2 weeks after I submitted it. It looked far cooler in Paint, I'll tell you that, but minimalistic is cool these days. I know I'm right. Anyway, P...   read

10:31 AM on 08.04.2009

I suck at games: This game's loser!

It seemed like a pretty good proposal at first. I'd already had the day booked with a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet but, what with my brilliant quirk of always appearing at such events fashionably early, my friend Joe and I ...   read

6:51 AM on 07.03.2009

Dtoid's GOTY 2007 - Bioshock. Its pretty good.

Copied and pasted from my GameFAQs account. And I know its a bit long. Aight? What with all of the hype surrounding Bioshock prior to its release, and a full 12 months of my gaming chums telling me what an astounding game it...   read

3:47 AM on 07.02.2009

First Impression of a bunch of things, or, what I did instead of going to the prom

Because, as we all know, the prom sucks, and Xbox does not. Unless your a Sony fanboy. But no-one would want a Sony fanboy at a prom. Well, I definitely wouldn't. Anywho, instead of prom-based activities I could've been part...   read

3:41 AM on 07.01.2009

Gears of War 2 Online - flawed, but fun

Didn't it look BRILLIANT?! Magazines and gaming websites across the globe who were lucky enough to have a crack of the Gears of War 2 multiplayer pre-release were jizzing in their pants before, during, and after. Its broken H...   read

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