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Good hello.

I'm Milo, and I'm here to rant at your faces about video games. These days though, things like Maths studenthood and snorting cocaine from whores are keeping me from having ANY console at all. One low end lappy that barely plays TF2. Sadness occurs.

But meh, I can still whine a good one.

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Boatz \| 10:45 AM on 07.22.2010	17 comments

Here's me ranting on about FFXIII. Just putting it here to get some quick feedback. Sorry it's a bit long, but I got into my stride.

I was also told I sound a bit Sterling-esque in the video, but I'm not as fat as him so that makes us totally different.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Elsa

British accents do seem to make rants seem rantier! :)

(and OMG, you look so young, but then again, I'm old... but I had to laugh when you said you'd "fuck every woman in the game senseless".... cause well... you look so young! Still, for the internship, looking young is advantageous. Old people will think you're adorably cute, and younger folks will be able to identify! Best of luck!)

Fame Designer

Just be careful they don't nickname you "little jimmy"

Nihil

Fapped for BANANA!

Y0j1mb0

I enjoyed this. :)

MuddBstrd

I swear, I think I need to enter this contest just to do a video rant defending FFXIII.

P-Dude

Fapped for the fruit analogy!

bodybreak

you should turn that mop into a mullet, then you've got my vote. not that my vote matters.

AlexBebop

I was getting a British-y Angry Video Game Nerd vibe around the middle. And I loved the fruit analogy!

Also, I loved FFXIII :(

Davidfoundation

"It's a fucking lemon"

haha that was great, I fapped

Holyetheline

This was a good rant.

Boatz

Thanks all for your encouraging comments!

Elsa: I look young? That's bad. The drinking age in America is 21 y'know! That'll be a deal breaker for me. I want official British territory in a 50 feet diameter around myself so I can get crunk or I'm not even going. :D

Bodybreak: The hair will be cut, it's just there to cover up a horrible forehead wound of mine :D

And I'm glad the fruit metaphor went down well. It went through many incarnations - eggs, potatos, orange juice...but don't worry, that banana was totally objective.

mrcecilman

if ffxiii = lemon then my ps3 = sweet tea.

being southern ftw.

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