My Entry to the Dtoid Internship

British accents do seem to make rants seem rantier! :)

(and OMG, you look so young, but then again, I'm old... but I had to laugh when you said you'd "fuck every woman in the game senseless".... cause well... you look so young! Still, for the internship, looking young is advantageous. Old people will think you're adorably cute, and younger folks will be able to identify! Best of luck!)

Just be careful they don't nickname you "little jimmy"

Fapped for BANANA!

I enjoyed this. :)

I swear, I think I need to enter this contest just to do a video rant defending FFXIII.

Fapped for the fruit analogy!

you should turn that mop into a mullet, then you've got my vote. not that my vote matters.

I was getting a British-y Angry Video Game Nerd vibe around the middle. And I loved the fruit analogy!

Also, I loved FFXIII :(

"It's a fucking lemon"

haha that was great, I fapped

This was a good rant.

Thanks all for your encouraging comments!

Elsa: I look young? That's bad. The drinking age in America is 21 y'know! That'll be a deal breaker for me. I want official British territory in a 50 feet diameter around myself so I can get crunk or I'm not even going. :D

Bodybreak: The hair will be cut, it's just there to cover up a horrible forehead wound of mine :D

And I'm glad the fruit metaphor went down well. It went through many incarnations - eggs, potatos, orange juice...but don't worry, that banana was totally objective.

if ffxiii = lemon then my ps3 = sweet tea.

being southern ftw.