I was under the impression that these were supposed to be about our computers - I noticed some with pictures of their HDTVs and stuff. Not that I care, though. I tried the best I could to put some effort into it.
This here's a Dell laptop, not Nicole Wiebe. These things are fat without the ph in it. It's about four years old and has made one or two trips to the service center. Unfortunately, Dell hires Indians to do their customer support, so when I told them that I couldn't hear anything through my headphones, they thought that my speakers needed to be replaced.
Here's the first picture:



It runs about two programs at a time without slowdown (512MB RAM), but that's only as long as it's not Firefox and iTunes. I don't play PC games, except for the original N game, which often drops in frame rate, even when no other programs are open. If I ever attempted to run Crysis on this, it would probably die in the same way that a hooker would die if a log were shoved up her ass.

I thought I would post a picture of the stuff around my rig - the highlight is the wireless optical mouse, which I adore. Best purchase I have ever made.



Finally, I thought I would post a frombe:




You can tell that my standards are low - I'm not that tech-savvy compared to many of you, especially when it comes to computers. Although it sounds like I hate this machine, I still love it in the same way that a man who beats his wife still kind of loves her.