I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Well, it's Friday night tonight. I was so psyched, I went out and decided to get the jump on Y0j1mb0 for once and actually do a FNF post for the PS3 right now.
Enough of my blathering, onto tonight's FNF lineup.
We have a brand new game, Little Big Planet.
Very exciting stuff. I worked extra special hard on it this week and made my own level. It's all finished and everything.
I'll just go and put it online...
Oh.
right...
Well, shit.
Well, maybe MaxVest will wanna play. I'll just check and see if he's got a copy of the game and...
Wha... What's going on here? Where the hell are you people? WHY AM I ALL ALONE HERE?
WHY GOD? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
Since Sony had the incredible foresight to not have any of the servers on at all, I get nothing tonight for FNF.
I guess I'll just spoil the endings to popular movies for myself then.
Wayne's World
Beaches
Philadelphia
Lawnmower Man
Suck it up and blame Sony for making me ruin so many excellent films for you all.
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