I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Only relevant picture I have of time travel that includes cocks...
Discussing Destructoid's birthday always takes me back to the heady days of 2006, where I was just but a wee lad of 29. That throwback reminds me of times when I didn't own a 360, where I'd never heard of 4chan, where console fanboyism was something that existed, in my mind, only on GameFAQs, and cocks were but an afterthought.
Oh how my life is changed.
Here I am now. I've probably spent more time on Destructoid than any other website in my life. I find the membership rolls stuffed to the gills with unfamiliar faces and names, but the intent and passion to gaming is there, the numbers of teeming posters with wildly varying opinions, ranging from logical to outright BS for the sake of trolling. It's like nothing has changed since day one.
Do I miss the days of yore? So long as the site keeps on rolling, I keep on posting, and someone manages to post some really stupid flamebait reply to a Jim Sterling article... It's like nothing's ever changed.
Except I will miss every single one of you that never comes back.
Also: You wussies who never show up for NARP's... GO. If you're under 21, you will not-NOT be given free alcohol. You can also get to meet/greet/hate on some of your favorite posters from Destructoid.