Happy Birthday Destructoid, you beautiful bastard...

Has it really been 4 years already?


Only relevant picture I have of time travel that includes cocks...

Discussing Destructoid's birthday always takes me back to the heady days of 2006, where I was just but a wee lad of 29. That throwback reminds me of times when I didn't own a 360, where I'd never heard of 4chan, where console fanboyism was something that existed, in my mind, only on GameFAQs, and cocks were but an afterthought.

Oh how my life is changed.

Here I am now. I've probably spent more time on Destructoid than any other website in my life. I find the membership rolls stuffed to the gills with unfamiliar faces and names, but the intent and passion to gaming is there, the numbers of teeming posters with wildly varying opinions, ranging from logical to outright BS for the sake of trolling. It's like nothing has changed since day one.

Do I miss the days of yore? So long as the site keeps on rolling, I keep on posting, and someone manages to post some really stupid flamebait reply to a Jim Sterling article... It's like nothing's ever changed.

Except I will miss every single one of you that never comes back.

Also: You wussies who never show up for NARP's... GO. If you're under 21, you will not-NOT be given free alcohol. You can also get to meet/greet/hate on some of your favorite posters from Destructoid.

It's like trolling in RL. Why would you not go?