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I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

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PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
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Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
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Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

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Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
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CBlog Xbox Achiev-a-Challenge! #2: two X 30
BluDesign | 10:29 PM on 07.31.2008 21 comments






Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...

Because after this, your hands will be. Your mind will be, your spirit will... probably be broken, but hey, fun's fun, right?

August.

Everyone in last month's challenge did an excellent job. As I write this on the 31st, 3 people completed the challenge completely, with EternalDarkWing nabbing 1st by a slim single point. Congrats dude. I'll have adjusted scoring up later in the month after I run tallies on everyone. As for right now, entries into the contest are closed. If you joined, you're in for the long haul. If you didn't, tough break kid, but you get to watch from the sidelines and enjoy the carnage. This month is gonna be brutal. It's down right evil, and I won't even say why. It'll be like the magical talisman that reveals itself slowly over time to be the most maddening and evil twist conceived.

This month's challenge is titled:

two X 30
60 Points

Let me elaborate. August has 31 days. You're going to have one day to plan for this. ONE. From August 2nd until August 31st, you have to unlock TWO achievements every day. TWO brand new achievements every day. Do so, and you'll get 2 points for your score for each day that you complete. Miss a day? 4 points deducted from your CUMULATIVE SCORE for each day you miss.


Yeaahhhh, I'm gonna have to have you unlock that again, you forgot to unlock it with the new TPS report cover attached...

Okay, now some guidelines. All your achievements must be unlocked from your current game selection. No new games, no new gamefly rentals, no Summer of Arcade to make things easier. If you have a new game you want, go get it today, because if you play it during the contest, it won't count towards your score. The caveat for this is if your total games played (not owned currently) is under 10, you can go rent, purchase, or download games to meet this amount. I figured owning 10 games would be a nice round amount to start off with to collect these 60 achievements from.

You MUST be online, logged into Xbox Live, so the achievements can be dated to be counted. To make things easier for me, and for the sake of proving you deserve the points you fight for, you might consider signing up for a blog on http://www.360voice.com. The blog will handle your proof of achievements by blogging your daily play activities, and will show that you did in fact earn those points you demand I give you. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILTY TO MAKE SURE ALL YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ARE DATED SO THEY CAN BE COUNTED.

Here is a link to mine so you can see how it all works.

The last rule, you are allowed 1 day without penalty, you will accrue no score, but you MUST EMAIL ME THAT DAY to avoid the penalty.

Lemon is involved in this contest and he has been given special dispensation for not being penalized under this guideline since he is out of the country for two weeks. If you have some major emergency (cat cancer, your country lost power, they're shooting Batmeng 3 in your yard) you can also make use of this rule, but it WILL NOT BE PERMISSIBLE FOR RANDOM DAYS OR FOR PAX.

Look at this as an opportunity to go get some achievements in some old games you were looking to finish but never did.


Seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, take a moment, go to your Achievements thing on the Game blade and take a look at what's out there.

September will be a breeze compared to this month, I'm sure you will agree in 30 days time, but until then, the clock's running.



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Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 22:37
Brian Szabelski
OH God, this is brutal. Thank goodness I didn't sign up.

Actually, with the way I've ground through Mass Effect the last week, I would have been able to do this. Dammit. >.<
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 22:42
ZeroTolo
Holy shit.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 22:48
LostCrichton
This will be an interesting month. I'm all for it though.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 22:50
ZServ
Aaaand with that, I'm out. You can take me off the emailer too. :p
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 23:35
Bob Muir
Holy fuck, this should be interesting. I have a feeling the goal will be to avoid going to far into the negative points, though.
paulink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 23:45
paulink
gonna be a hard month.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 01:13
Kryptinite
so i'm finally reading this and you're a dick. Just saying.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 01:20
king3vbo
Jesus tapdancing christ... I dont think this is going to be possible
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 01:48
Timmeh
Sadism at its finest.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 07:09
Maurice Tan
If you don't have it yet, get http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/cabelas-trophy-bucks/achievements/. It's an excellent game and has lots of achievements.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 07:19
BluDesign
Why is it that googling DVDdesign & evil pulls up 2,040 links, yet only 2 are destructoid related?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 07:57
EternalDarkWing
I see what you were saying about me having an advantage. Good thing I have a huge library of games already attached to my Gamertag. :)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 07:58
blehman
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
EuroFNF's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:29
EuroFNF
You sir, are a magnificent sadistic bastard. I hope to have your children one day. In a vice
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 12:11
TrailerParkJesus
dvddesign evil
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 12:57
Darren Nakamura
No, seriously, this is probably impossible for me. I don't think I even have sixty Achievements left to get in the games I already own (at least, that are attainable). And I certainly won't be able to get two per day. Also, I'm offline until Monday. Moving from apartment to apartment is lame. =(

I'll stick with it though, and even though I'm certain to come out of this month with negative points, I'll see what next month can dish out.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:01
Electro Lemon
Well, fuck you.

Hey, do I still get that one day to plan when I get back? Pleeeeeease?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 07:15
Aaron Mxy Yost
You're a cunt dvddesign. But I still love you.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:00
ZombiePlatypus
I kinda fucked up already by taking a semi-vacation from the interwebs and forgetting to check in on this achiev-a-challenge deal... I see I'll be falling behind even more with this month's "challenge"...
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