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I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P



I'm a 32 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...



PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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BluDesign | 9:30 AM on 04.01.2008 17 comments



This wacky office prank backfired because no one knew that Earl was allergic to aluminum. Earl died.

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Oh, I loved all those pranks you guys posted on April Fool's Day. Whew.

Now that we have the obligatory April Fool's Day tittering out of the way, I'm bringing good news fellow Destructoiderianziens.

Spring has sprung. All over your face. And with the sprung, brings new challenges for you to tackle, much like all those neglected stains on the carpet you've been meaning to clean.

Again, a reminder, you guys are tussling over the winner's choice of a 4000 MS point card or a free year of Xbox Live.

To carry over from previous months, we're going to have a breakdown of achievements by points, get the points to complete the challenges. Do part of one and be assigned partial credit for your efforts.

How the tally at the end will work is that the entrant with the highest score will win the prize. In the event of a tie, a randomizer will be used to determine a winner from the pool of tied scores.

I'm not posting the scoreboard because I'm still collecting scores for March. I was very busy this month so I was unable to keep up on the tally and I'm behind right now.

Hopefully this month's games will invigorate those of you who've been sitting on your laurels waiting for a game that really speaks to you and your mainstream tastes.

This month's Challenges are...

Avatar: The Last Airbender - 5 Points



Play through this game without unlocking a single achievement.

This is one of the more popular games from the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. Apparently it has some really fucking easy achievements. So, it's up to you to beat it without unlocking a single fucking achievement. Do me proud ladies.

Sonic the Hedgehog - 2 points



Beat the game once.

What more can I say? The game is great, features blast processing, Tails, AND Shadow. What more could you ask for? Beat it on Hard for an extra point.

And the bonus challenge...

This month's challenge is pretty simple actually.

The IdolM@ster - Double your point total for the month



Unlock all 10 characters with out getting arrested for possessing child porn. Pretty simple actually.

Entries for this month must be completed either by the end of the month, or before the last person to contact me finishes the challenges. If a new entrant joins the contest, they must notify me via email @gmail.com for entry to extend your deadline until the end of the month.

May's challenges will be posted early, just like March was, so keep an eye out.



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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:33
blehman
[b]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[b]
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:34
Snaileb
I beat Sonic. Easy peesy.. but Avatar, that's alot of work.

>:o
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:34
wardrox
shows you his believing-you face
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:35
Kryptinite
LOL...no.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:38
tazarthayoot
All jokes aside, that Avatar one is impossible. Trust me.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:41
Bob Muir
...I'm going to kill you.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:44
Neonie
That game should be real...
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh Japan... why are you so obsessed with fucking children?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:51
Justice
That image is hilarious.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:15
Brian Szabelski
Fuck you, dvd. I don't even have idolmaster. :p
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:27
king3vbo
Goddamn you Aaron, now I have to buy yet another wierd game that will make my mom think im a pedo... thats right, Sonic the fucking Hedgehog
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:32
Yashoki
I wish i could play The Idolm@aster :(
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:57
Kryptinite
I'm with Tazar, I'm pretty sure that Avatar achievement is impossible. Period.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:05
Guagloves
WHY SONIC WHY?
Mecha Rabb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 03:24
Mecha Rabb
kee-ripes
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